"Hi I'm Phil" -DH

Mack | 23 | They/Them | Lots of DnP | Find me on ao3 @soulcrushingships

[soulcrushingphan]

iiviewingparty…for one

Lol so I had to work today during the actual viewing party so I’m just gonna rewatch it on my own now

[soulcrushingphan]

Totally rebloging myself but I just finally finished it and I gotta say watching with Dan and Phil’s commentary on was fantastic and a very good decision. Also not gonna lie...I got a little teary-eyed at the end. I went to see them in Cleveland and it was an amazing time and even with the commentary it was like reliving it. I’ve been watching them for years so to just see how far they’ve come and the things they’ve achieved makes me incredibly proud (which is probably kinda weird since they are older than me) and so incredibly happy

[soulcrushingphan]

iiviewingparty...for one

Lol so I had to work today during the actual viewing party so I’m just gonna rewatch it on my own now

[soulcrushingphan]

It finally showed up! I’m so happy 😭💙

[phandomsub]

it’s almost Christmas and I still haven’t got my copy of ii??? Dan and Phil shop more like kenza cosmetics

[soulcrushingphan]

[yougetmedizzy]

me: *sexily takes off my ii hoodie to reveal an ii tshirt underneath*

[corporealformdenier]

Phil is not on fire 10

@manilovefestivedan inspired me to make this really awful survey. Please, please fill it out and boost it! If it gets more than 10 responses I’ll share the results. Other wise you’ll never know (this threat will work a lot better for me if you play along and pretend you care).

[corporealformdenier]

oh, and it takes less than 3 minutes =)

[corporealformdenier]

boom boom please fcking boost come on dudes we got 6/10 already i know ur out there phannies o.O

[kae-karo]

fucking hell i haven’t even seen it yet and i’m already crying

[vaguelyangelic]

[soulcrushingphan]

I thought this exact thing when I saw it

[pseudophan]

2019 Dan & Phil Art Calendar out now!

a collaborative phandom charity project. make sure to pre-order by december 1st!

featuring previewed art by:

@txainof - @deathclassic - @twilightciel - @neondnp​ - @ghostsberry 

@martisun - @phangerous - @gryphll - @hey-laura - @futurebunnyfluff 

+ yet to be revealed art by @ailiyah and @errordannu and cover by @maddox-rider!

(note: if you don’t have paypal just click check out with paypal regardless and it will let you pay with a card as a guest)

— BUY HERE —

[pseudophan]

100% of the proceeds go to YoungMinds!

Do you like Dan and Phil and the concept of knowing what day it is? Then you’re in luck: the 2019 Dan & Phil Art Calendar is now available for pre-order! 13 artists and one (1) unorganised mess are collaborating on finishing the calendar as we speak, and I can promise you it’s turning out really great.

You can choose between the physical A3 wall calendar and the downloadable PDF. 

Click Here to go to the store

**If you choose the PDF make sure to include your email in the notes so we can send it to you**

Shipping varies depending on your location. The calendar is being shipped out from London, England and shipping costs have been calculated using the Royal Mail online calculator.

We hope you will consider purchasing the calendar and supporting this good cause! 

PRE-ORDERS END DECEMBER 1ST

[doineedtohaveawordwithyou]

Do you think there are ever times when Dan and Phil are alone, just hanging out in their lounge maybe, and Phil says some strange thing that makes Dan laugh that really loud laugh until the muscles in his stomach ache with it a bit and then Dan looks at Phil and thinks “You make me so fuckin’ happy I don’t know what to do with all of it sometimes” and then he kisses Phil all over his cute ass face and squeezes him tight and can’t stop grinning because the love he feels for Phil is so big that even his giant body can’t contain all of it and he has to let it out somehow? 

I do. 

[pseudophan]

it’s november why hasn’t danyiff disappeared

that’s just who he is now and we have to support him 

[seatawxnan]

#relatable

[pseudophan]

[waterdnp]

“carving dead bodies into the pumpkin”

“that’s the last time we’re touching knives today.” 

“oh, i’m close. oh, YOU’RE close”

“it’s stickier than i remember.”

“it’s so wet”

“phil’s going in raw, people”

“this is not the satisfying finger sensation that i wanted.”

“go right in.”

“oh yeah, oh, squeeze it. oh my god, phil, oh the sooner you snap-”

“it’s so sticky!”

“yeah. come on man. come here. here we go. mmm! mm!” 

“that’s how i like to do things. nose first.”

context is a bitch. 

[pseudophan]

tag your nsfw

[phlesbian]

romantic