Sounds like Shit Posting

Statements that sound like shit posts that actually aren't

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Lying, Dog-Faced, Pony Soldier!

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jojo siwa acting like a crackhead jumping around everywhere dancing bow on her head tall white girl snapping pictures photos photographs paparazzi tmz her poor hairline dance moms lights flashing camera flashes

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clown names drama

a hitler kin troll blogger crytypes over people not liking their kin

sixpenceee owns a child slave

shitpost-senpai goes to a maid cafe and gets ignored

piss jello

that dude who wanted to own a human pet

papatulus gets dragged

Someone faked having HIV to write a HIV Hamiton fanfic and gets called out by a cannibal mermaid Hamiton fic writer

a popular blogger gets called out for reblogging angry birds porn

dandymeowth’s 16GB aphobe list

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I thought this was a joke post about 2018 predictions and lemme tell u the sequence of emotions I went through slowly realizing these were all real things from this year is one I’ve never felt before

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clown names drama

a hitler kin troll blogger crytypes over people not liking their kin

sixpenceee owns a child slave

shitpost-senpai goes to a maid cafe and gets ignored

piss jello

that dude who wanted to own a human pet

papatulus gets dragged

Someone faked having HIV to write a HIV Hamiton fanfic and gets called out by a cannibal mermaid Hamiton fic writer

a popular blogger gets called out for reblogging angry birds porn

dandymeowth’s 16GB aphobe list

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Past performance is no guarantee of future results

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Uber eats

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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

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Enjoy a new and exciting experience every time you pump

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