FINLEY STEVENS QUOTES SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ i’m hoping this is food and not human body parts, but who knows? ❞
❝ you’d have to be a fucking idiot to come here. luckily, that’s my speciality. ❞
❝ kids - we just hit the fucking jackpot. ❞
❝ should i be freaking out right now? ❞
❝ no offense, but you’re kind’ve scary looking. ❞
❝ where am i supposed to pee? in the woods? fuck that. ❞
❝ [name], you absolute bastard. ❞
❝ if you’re here to kick my ass, you’re going to have to get in line. ❞
❝ you almost hurt my feelings, but you could never be so lucky. ❞
❝ fine, i’ll do it. but I’m gonna be an ass about it. ❞
❝ not going to lie, i’m getting the heebie jeebies. ❞
❝ we all got something to hide. it’s just easier that way. but it’s totally cool when someone shows you what’s underneath. that’s my favorite part. ❞
❝ a smart trespasser wouldn’t go towards the sound of another person, ‘lest they get caught. ❞
❝ i’m stupid, so I do it all the time. ❞
❝ i feel like this could’ve been done without the manhandling. ❞
❝ is that what you were going to say, or did i make this entire thing awkward? ❞
❝ oh god, now i’m going to get sued by the ghostbusters. ❞
❝ don’t do that, i’ll get demonetized. ❞
❝ you’re even beautifuler at two in the morning. sorry, i had to speak my mind. ❞
❝ great, add it to your porn collection. ❞
❝ i’m never going to trust you again. ❞
❝ everyone’s flawed. at least you know it and aren’t super weird or righteous about it. ❞
❝ i think you know more than i think you know. ❞
❝ the devil isn’t in the details. the devil’s everywhere. you know what is in the details? words i can’t pronounce. ❞
❝ think happy thoughts, and all that shit, right? ❞
❝ i need, like, seven hands, but yours will do. ❞
❝ you can literally do so many things with a machete. ❞
❝ you’re literally blowing my mind right now. ❞
❝ you would’ve done the same thing for me if you were five feet taller, right? ❞
❝ am i a dumb-smart person, or a smart-dumb person? ❞
❝ that was a level of aggression i didn’t expect, but i can dig it. ❞
❝ sorry, i thought i saw you doing something suspicious. ❞
❝ i still get tingles. like i know you’re going to punch me, but i’m excited about it. ❞
❝ you mean you weren’t dropped on your head as a kid? i thought that was a normal part of puberty. ❞
❝ you’re not darkness. you’re light. ❞
❝ we’re the best team around. like shrek and donkey, or… two of the five spice girls. ❞
❝ none of my ideas are good ideas. keep up! ❞
❝ oh no, no. my kinks include hand holding, and spotting ghosts in the window of a four story building. ❞
❝ everyone else blames everything on god. i might as well, too. ❞
❝ could you imagine how cold and clammy a ghost kiss would be? ❞
❝ my life isn’t fun. it never has been. i never claimed to have a sparkling lifestyle. ❞
❝ sorry not sorry, as the kids say. ❞
❝ i appreciate the determination to prove me wrong. really. ❞
❝ do you want the truth, or should i keep lying? ❞
❝ you’re not just fucked up. you’re fucked up and still going. that’s more than some people can say. ❞
❝ now i’m getting creepy, danger vibes. ❞
❝ the intimidating man stare does nothing for me, pal. ❞
❝ i really want to ask what’s going on in your head right now, but I’m afraid i won’t like the answer. ❞
❝ the plan is don’t die. think you can manage that? ❞
❝ it’s pretty straight forward, you can either keep a secret, or you can’t. ❞
❝ why was i breaking and entering, or why was i caught? ❞
❝ i can neither confirm nor deny whether i may or may not know something of importance to this situation. ❞
❝ no, there won’t be a ghost orgy, so don’t worry about it. ❞