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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

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happyhealthycats

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

timemachineyeah

OH MY GOD

heatherwanderer

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

happyhealthycats

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

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clairelovexo

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

happyhealthycats

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

trashskywalker

I love this, don’t ask me why.

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arsdamnatio

This is one of those things you never asked for, but never knew you needed.

bewareofthecar1966

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

theforce

i SAID i wanna dance with somebody, i wanna feel the heat with somebody

lafrancheckona

‪this next episode of catfish looks wild lmao ‬

tastefullyoffensive

(via painthands)

shakespork

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

shakespork

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

ex0skeletal-undead

I’m thinking about him again…

ex0skeletal-undead

Can you believe this

ex0skeletal-undead

Guess who I’m thinking about

truckhole-deactivated20181203

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

strongbadgmail

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

strongbadgmail

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

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pa

Started awful

Ended great :)

zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124

my bro I am balls deep in love with you

penstab

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

penstab