I dont do much

// 26 // Cleveland, Ohio // they/them // I've been here since 2011 :/

[girlmostlikely]

Tweet of all time

[mevil]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

[spleenfag]

Awww... You're mommy's good little Janissary, aren't you? You're going to get circumcised and learn to fire an arquebus. Then we're sending you to besiege Belgrade. Aw look, your moustache is already starting to curl into a handlebar. You want to serve the Sultan, don't you?

[targetedknowledge]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

North carolina should join BRICS just to rock the boat a little

[hypersensationalism]

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[dieverwandlung1975]

has someone made a post introducing all the cardinals yet or do i have to google them myself

[kissycat]

[dykeleftinhotcar]

stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

[pinene]

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

[loveletters2myself]

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

[crtastrophe]

hit it, Neil!

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[bynine]

tips and tricks to become popular:

take interest in the lives of others

be humble and admit when you are wrong

be encouraging in your criticism

secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles

eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest

[zoesupreme]

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can