The Hotel Podcast

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[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Your friends and family should be your second priority. Your first priority should always be hot evil women

[thehotelpod]

Lauren and I went crazy for 2 weeks and gave our bedroom/bathroom an Interview with the Vampire makeover.

full tour under the cut

[luenlow]

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

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[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

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[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

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[muhlisss]

Go left

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[muhlisss]

Go forward

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> Ascend

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[jpuff9]

Go right ->

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[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[dogpuppy]

[crashontwo]

Ghostbusters (2016)

[beardedmrbean]

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

For my friends electric: a sizzling collection of vintage electricity imagery.

[karrakazz]

late night talk show host: great to see you! so how's it going!

me: well greg, i float through the world like a soap bubble, i cause no pain and i experience no strife, i only shimmer in the light

late night talk show host: that's incredible, i used to do some of that back in the 90s. so tell me about this new project

me: i refract this light within myself and shine it on all who meet me and they sing to me in praise

[junglejim4322]

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

[fuck-customers]

[depsidase]

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[eviltrailmixdotcom]

house of leaves is a book about a guy going insane over a guy going insane over a guy going insane and soon enough you're the guy going insane over the guys going insane

[a-driftamongopenstars]

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

[dozydawn]