[soupfetish]

i'm harry and one time i decided to go to a park and feed the local ducks and they chased me all the way back to my flat. fyi: i am no longer trapped in the loo and my hands are so soft. bruisedamore

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i don't know about taylor but if i swallowed a bug i would like to think i would be eternally grateful to have a healthy and nutritious snack

[soupfetish]

i don't know who i gave my cheese sandwich to in my dream but i hope you enjoyed it

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and we danced all night to the best schlong ever

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

[juneacademia]

normalise being dumb and hot

[soupfetish]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

[soupfetish]

i understand that p is for papas but they should really consider the other letters of the alphabet

[soupfetish]

cats are supreme beings and no one can change my mind

[soupfetish]

fact of the day: the trojan war was not started by a bunch of men who all jumped up in a horse, but in fact, a goose

[soupfetish]

dominos is now introducing baked bean pizza

[soupfetish]

@earth2val because sometimes you just have to take a step into the wild side of life and i can't explain it

@theworsthabit it feels like burning

@platonicloveletter this is very accurate thank you for understanding

@slimjim42069 i'm sorry i had to

[soupfetish]

why does fire feel ?!

[soupfetish]

ouch!

[soupfetish]

why does fire feel ?!

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body

[soupfetish]

if i say reece's name three times in the mirror do you think he'll appear