[funnytwittertweets]

[demilypyro]

foster’s home for lonely dudes who get no bitches and stack no paper

[theocseason4]

[milfsmackdown]

reblogging from like funnytwitterposts or whatever feels like shopping at a big chain instead of going to the local corner shop

[powerfulwizard]

[azaleatown]

I've never seen a more fitting encapsulation of American media than this sinister Snapchat discover page

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Money need to stop spending me

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[swarnpert]

guy who has only watched total drama island after being trapped on an island: getting real total drama island vibes from this...

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[dabmoji]

Straight girls in a gay bar

[killjoy-prince]

playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

[pastryslutsupreme]

The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes

[unclefather]

[kyleblackpaw]

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[gethelpliv]

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

[petrichara]

Maybe you weren’t a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen