did someone say phan

Hey, its Ellie and Im just a girl who spends all her freetime being an internet hobo (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[selenapqueen]

wow i cant believe they finally came out

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

[bro-tard]

[murderwhitepeople-deactivated20]

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

[kat-bots]

Only a bad musician blames their instument

My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

[andrewbelami]

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

[jtgjosh]

Visit Original Link

LETS GET SPOOPY!

Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!

[iwishihadafather]

that’s it. that’s the whole show

[sour-patch-sex-blog]

me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!

me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me

[leftbeef-deactivated20141019]

facebook is starting to get it

[phancy-as-fuck-blog]

[lilaclester]

sneaky picture

[thedanhowell]

[x]

[warpedbyparamore]

Monumentour (Fall Out Boy + Paramore)

[al-grave]

just washing the dog

[godotal]

Canine? This dog goes to eleven.

[persnicketyqueerprincess]

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

[superamazingphilisnotonfire-blog]

[sour-patch-sex-blog]

#sorry but a guy that’s able to quote shakespeare at the drop of a hat is about ten bazillion times more attractive than a guy that can’t

[sebastiandebeste-archive-deacti]

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please