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Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

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But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

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And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

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Is Jeff

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I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff

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They’re evolving

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“I am here for you, my love.”

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oh thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking that

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‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’

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with other eight year olds

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I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…

But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.

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dude i bet they fucken FOUGHT for the privilege of putting that hat on that dragon

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everythingfox

When you haven’t seen your human in a couple hours

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S O A R

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@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @brookietf @drukhari

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A good doggo <3

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“HOOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

U WERE GONE FOR EIGHTY YEARS

OR AN HOUR

EITHER WAY TOO LONG!!!!!!!!”

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

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Need this.

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Of course

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It worked tho

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I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

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ENERGY

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OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED