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#sourwit: an independent roleplay blog for an original character. exploring themes of: loss of heritage and culture, being part of a culture that does not want you & experiencing racism as a poc born and raised in a white country, enormous daddy issues, even bigger mommy issues, wanting to be soft but forced to be hard and cruel, loneliness and even more loneliness. *iconless, forever wip*. by io, she/they, 24, gmt + 1. follow magda's sisters & more family lore here.

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#*pinned.

vitalphenomena

@sourwit

JUNIPER CAN BE PERCEPTIVE, EVEN ON THE CLOCK, WHEN SO MANY THINGS SEEM TO GO BY IN A BLUR.

She's washing her hands in the intended sink by the prep tables when she innocuously asks Magda, "Do you know where you're going to end up tonight?"

Because you can never not look out for other women a little too much.

sourwit

Juniper perceptiveness is not well received by the ever so paranoid Magdalena - it feels more like Juniper is always in her business - sniffing around things she should not sniff around.

Magda is creating wonders on the prep table. A cheeseburger without the buns, which is one of the less atracious orders of today.

Annoyance boils in her, but having wars with co-workers during the shift does not sound productive.

"I will be sleeping somewhere." She retorts. Stacks a sauce on patty, then lettuce, tomato, another patty …

#vitalphenomena #[ arc; one ]#(juniper: caring cute magda: SO U WANT TO STAB ME IN THE BACK)

contrary to popular belief, magda does find things cute! though feels, what the wiki refers to as, cute agression but she needs to eliminate the cute thing in contrast to what wiki says.

in other words, u cute? u die.

#2. crimson seeps out of eyes.#(another sunny day in magdaland)

LESBIANS! CROWN PRINCESS MAGDALENA! MORE LESBIANS!

#(in other words my new magda carrd is almost ready...and i think i deserve to write magda again...#i have earned this privilege in her eyes)#ooc.

wake up kids, new magda fc just dropped:

smol and deadly and vengeful : )

#*ooc.#(part of my magda revamp!!)

magda in The Boys universe: supe supremacist.

#what #(dont boo me u know im right....maybe she would have redemption arc but...BUT!#or would have to be befriended by a golden retriver (or fall in love w a black cat) who were for equality to turn around otherwise :))) !!#*ooc.

nightrot

@sourwit do you think i'm losing my mind?

she has exhausted conrad o'malley, which for decades scientists did not think possible.

"i think you could really use some sleep. and if you don't hit the hay willingly, i know a guy who knows a large brick."

sourwit

sleep-deprivated magda equals more (and more!) intense magda with bizzare plans of overtaking the world. nothing too out of character, really.

she questions a question that does not feel like a question. a statement, if you will: "are you the guy."

#hungryyheart #magda & conrad.#[ arc; one ]#(THEY ARE BACK BABY!!)

deathgasmic

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

#2. crimson seeps out of eyes.

sourwit

looks at this blog. the blog blinks back at me.

#(i miss mags)#*ooc.

looks at this blog. the blog blinks back at me.

#(magda)#*ooc.

yms1

“u hard to deal with” good leave me alone

#2. crimson seeps out of eyes.

freekzout-deactivated20251019

@sourwit

[ sms: Better Half ] I know I said I was going to make us salt-crusted celeriac tonight

[ sms: Better Half ] But what if I told you I was a different person then.

sourwit

[ sms; 자기야 ] I would tell you we can always order food if you are not interested in cooking

[ sms; 자기야 ] Or perhaps I may be able to make something

[ sms; 자기야 ] No promises of it’s edibility

#freekzout #[ arc; one. act; 4iab. ]#magda & ruth.#( oksy and what if i love them )

guys i might debut a new muse

#(thats been sitting in my docs for a long time!#and also magdas sort of canon gf what)#*ooc.

character's flaws or whatever :)

BOLD what always applies; ITALICIZE what sometimes applies; STRIKE OUT what never applies.

absent-minded / abusive / addict / adrenaline junkie / aggressive / aimless / alcoholic / anxious / arrogant / audacious / bad liar / bigmouth / bigot / blindly loyal / blunt / callous / childish / chronic heroism / cheater / clingy / clumsy / cocky / codependent / competitive / corrupt / cowardly / cruel / cynical / delinquent / delusional / dependent / depressed / deranged / disloyal / ditzy / egotistical / envious / erratic / fickle / finicky / fixated / flaky / frail / fraudulent / foul-mouthed / guilt complex / gloomy / gluttonous / gossiper / gruff / grudge-holding / gullible / hedonistic / humorless / hypochondriac / hypocritical / idealist / idiotic / ignorant / immature / impatient / incompetent / indecisive / insecure / insensitive / lazy / lewd / liar / lustful / manipulative / masochistic / meddlesome / melodramatic / money-loving / moody / naive / nervous / nosy / ornery / overprotective / overly sensitive / paranoid / passive-aggressive / perfectionist / pessimist / petty / power-hungry / proud / possessive / pushover / reckless / reclusive / remorseless / rigorous / sadistic / sarcastic / senile / selfish / self-destructive / shallow / sociopathic / sore loser / spineless / spiteful / spoiled / stubborn / suspicious / tactless / temperamental / timid / thief / traitorous / ungracious / unlucky / untrustworthy / vain / vengeful / withdrawn / workaholic

tagged by: stolen from @vitalphenomena tagging: @velvetineblue, @hatesdogs, @uroborosymphony, @hungryyheart, @inrovina & steal it from me.

#2. crimson seeps out of eyes.#9. who are you really (not a question).#(as lye said they are flaws to you!! not me!!)