El Taxi

Where the fack is Mackenzie Zales

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FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES

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I hate reading Rousseau and I'll gladly tell it to all of Overland Park

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sometimes I wanna draw backgrounds but then I remember that perspective is a thing with like rules and shit

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I WENT TO THE INTERNSHIP FAIR AND SPECIFICALLY TARGETED COMPANIES WITH GERMAN-BASED OFFICES YET ALL ANYONE WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT WAS MY KNOWLEDGE OF CS6 AND DESIGN JOB FROM LIKE 5 YEARS AGO

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RIPS OFF SHIRT SEAHAWKS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL

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"Look at those ducks, being all free like ducks. Ducks don't have to care about a career. They don't have to listen to bigoted conservative lies from their parents. I want to be reincarnated as a duck. Nah wait I shouldn't make assumptions about ducks I don't know anything about their lives."

-Some girl walking by on campus

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I misread “Mandeln” at first and thought it said “Mädeln”. Gebrannte Mädeln.

haha Spezialitäten aus dem ersten Tag des Sommers

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my brother is in berlin and going to the christmas market tomorrow

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I set the temp to 65 inside and it feels like the Arctic Circle and yet 65 outside would be fantastic WHY SCIENCE WHY

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eating a salad always sounds like such a great idea until I start eating the salad

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and here I thought this whole "introducing material only to test you on it the next day" thing ended after high school

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wow thank you history professor for suggesting a bunch of databases for finding primary sources that we can't use because our university isn't partnered with them

such usefulness

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if there is a heaven I hope it's just me eating everything in Trader Joe's 

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the history department here is losing the only two ancient history professors next year and doesn't have the money to replace them so there won't be any ancient history

thank god i'm leaving this school good riddance

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I love Joan of Arc because she's one of those people who was actually that cool

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I can not, will not, Sam I Am

wake up for class at 8 a.m.

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so my student health insurance doesn't cover "war or any act of war, declared or undeclared."

well damn