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Sorry for no post in a while, probably won't be. My hyper fixation has changed from South Park atp. it'll probably come back when the next season does lol

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Cartman: I'm not creepy.

Cartman: I'm petty.

Cartman: There's a difference, ya' know.

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Cartman: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Kyle: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Jimmy: But that’s censorship.

PC Principal: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

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Craig: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

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New Kid: All of your existences are confusing.

Stan's Gang: How so?

New Kid: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Cartman: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Kyle, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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New Kid: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Stan: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Butters: And?

Stan: And you are.

#south park #incorrect quotes #stan marsh #butters stotch #sp stan #sp butters #[based off of Ep8 S3]

Craig: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Tweek: Gah-! I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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Wendy: So what are your political beliefs?

Stan, awkwardly trying to impress her: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Karen: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Cartman: Man, I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk!

Kyle: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them.

Cartman: You said I should try some!

Kyle: I said they were good.

Cartman: That’s not how I heard it.

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Butters: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Kenny: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Cartman: Because I condone murder and cannibalism

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Bebe and Red: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*

Stan:

Wendy, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

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Tweek: *nudges Craig at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. -Gah! They're just floating rocks in space. Craig? Wake up, Craig! Listen! They're sexless!

Craig: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Butters: Bye New Kid! Bye Stan! Bye Kyle! Bye Kenny! Bye Cartman! Bye New Kid!

Kyle: You said ‘bye New Kid’ twice.

Butters: I like New Kid.

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