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[tankerboy69]

A zoo monkey may be caged but they can legally masturbate infront of hundreds of people and you can not.

[centricidal]

if jreg was charlie kirk

[chromofouris]

goodsex? what about GAY SEX

[pinkcapllheadquartersllx3]

(Ooc: should I consider this in Roseicide?? XDD)

[centrishorts]

VA ANNOUNCEMENT

Im happy to announce, we have our Commie!

Everyone welcome @southdakotastate !!!!!.

Happy days happy days commie was so hard to cast im so grateful for their audition

[southdakotastate]

Oh hey thats me 👀👀 hi guys im glad to be on the project!! 🤑

[southdakotastate]

I feel like you could make a good case on all of the extremists being Jewish if you really wanted to

[southdakotastate]

Okay so I AM NOT JEWISH to preface this rant, I may be wrong in my words/terms and if I am please let me know so I can fix it! ALL OF THESE CLAIMS ARE BASED OFF OF MEMORY AND/OR MY OWN OPINION.

NAZI: I dont think I need to make a case for Authright considering he canonically (even if played for a joke) is ethnically Ashkenazi Jewish. He also becomes a crazy Zionist in the last episodes of Centricide and brags to Chriscon that he already has an ethnostate after the DNA debacle. Since Authright's ideology is just the peak of the authoritarian right quadrant, it wouldn't be impossible to say that there would be a couple Jewish Zionist writers he'd agree with.

COMMIE: I could see him being Jewish because of the large amount of throughout the USSR (Odessa is the one that comes to my mind the most.) There's also many contributions that Jews have made towards the formation of the USSR and Communist theory. Sidenote, if you look at some Yiddish folk songs, they kind of line up with Commie's character. "Oy, Ir Narishe Tsienistn" is the song I'm going to use as my example since I remember enough to paraphrase. The song talks about workers' strife and being better off continuing to fight in Russia for their rights rather than to abandon ship and join the Zionists in Israel. I'm sure if you look around, there will be a lot more Yiddish workers' hymns that you could find too.

ANSYN: Que was mentioned to be "Aryan" in the episode that Nazi was found to be Jewish, so you might think "Well, surely that discounts quem." WRONG! That just means que is Indo-Iranian. Aryan was coopted by a bunch of idiots who forgot that it originally referred to a language group and then distorted it to mean Germanic white people. Indo-Iranian is pretty broad in meaning but one of the big groups that que could be part of is Kurdish. The Ottoman Empire had a decent amount of Sephardic Jews and Kurds, therefore, if we assume Ansyn's from Turkey it could be possible that maybe somewhere down the line someone in ques family converted to Judaism. Also, Ansyn is tied to Catalonia a lot so even if you discount the Aryan line as quem just being a smartass, Sephardic Jew still comfortably fits the region. To bring up theory again, Jews have made a lot of contributions the Communist theory as a whole, meaning that ques vision of a stateless society would still work.

ANCAP: This one probably has my worse defense. Ancap's character just reminds me of a very harmful, stereotypical depiction of a Jewish character in some backwards Hollywood film. He is literally "The Jews run the banks" if it was made into a person. Honestly, now that I think of it, he's probably the extremist who should not be Jewish unless you're making them ALL Jewish. The only thing that really saves him is that almost everything he does is a stereotype, particularly his whole shtick with Pinkcap, but I wouldn't blame the Jewish community for not wanting to claim him.

Again, I AM NOT JEWISH. LET ME KNOW IF I GOT SOMETHING WRONG! I'm going to cut my spiel short since I can't think of anything else, but I'd love to see other opinions and I'd be happy to see someone add on to this if they so choose.

[hardgoresun999]

This went platinum on the app that shall not be named (tiKKKtoKKK) so i am posting it here

[centrisharpe]

[dirtcakebabyy]

GO! GO!!!! SHOO!!!! ATTACK!

im still learning how to draw these guys.

[raysrambles]

commie losing sexyman is my villain backstory. actually, commie being matched up with a fucking one piece character just in general is my villain backstory. everyone prepare for villainy

[centriyuri]

Ouu shiii

[southdakotastate]

Okay so I admitted it in a discord server and to a friend but I may or may not have DMed him this on Instagram

Bro didn't even reply smh

[southdakotastate]

I feel like you could make a good case on all of the extremists being Jewish if you really wanted to

[dirtcakebabyy]

my nonsense.

[stalotov]

comrade! i have an important message for you!

make sure you eat adequate meals today!

make sure you drink enough water to hydrate yourself properly!

make sure you take any medication you might be on!

make sure you avoid doomscrolling for hours aimlessly!

make sure you partake in a hobby you enjoy, or listen to music that makes you happy!

make sure you try to take care of your physical maintenance, like showering and brushing your teeth! (the communal toothbrush is waiting for you comrade…)

make sure you don’t spend your day in political doom and gloom!

make sure you get enough sleep tonight, whatever that means for your age range!

and above all, make sure you are looking after your mental, emotional, and physical well-being. reach out for help if you need it, and never fix a temporary emotion with a permanent action.

it is very important to care for yourself in these ways—you matter, do not let anyone convince you that you don’t. plus, how are you supposed to fight for others without first fighting for yourself? silly goose.

[dirtcakebabyy]

my nonsense.

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[centrisharpe]

[moderatelee]

Hi centricide fandom look who i drew 🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺

[southdakotastate]

ANCAP IM BUSTING RN OH MY GOD YOU CAPTURED THE SLEASEBAG PERFECTLY