TAMF

Tall, tired, and tumblin.

[castielsteenwolf]

I’m so sad

[theshadyslut]

Here is a penguindog to cheer you up

[southernconvert]

Huskin

[southernconvert]

Truck Driving School

[southernconvert]

Currently have strong thoughts of Hannibal Buress

[southernconvert]

Having sudden thoughts of Hannibal Buress

[romantikparis1]

[southernconvert]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THIS I'VE EVER SEEN

[just-shower-thoughts]

Elon Musk should come out with a self-titled Cologne.

[southernconvert]

At first I read "with" as "as"

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

[southernconvert]

This definitely needs to happen

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

The way the sun shines through makes it look like the building is on fire

[southernconvert]

The way that building is on fire makes it look like the sun is reflecting off it

[texasgunnersmate-deactivated201]

[southernconvert]

SPREAD THE WORD! VEGANS MUST BE STOPPED!

[bibiccc-deactivated20221025]

[southernconvert]

2017 shouldn't be pictured, because it's gonna be your year

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[southernconvert]

Im annoyed with myself for not having liked this before

[casualpromodinaa]

The signs as the most popular sixpenceee stories

Aries: Betsy the Doll

Taurus: Hunger

Gemini: The Girl in the Log

Leo: World’s Best School Psychologist

Virgo: NoEnd House

Libra: The Hall Monitor

Scorpio: Esteban

Sagittarius: Room 733

Capricorn: 4:03

Aquarius: Hell

Pisces: Annie’s Day

Cancer: I Know my Parent’s Loved Me Very Much But..

[southernconvert]

Fuck room 733, that story fucked me up for several hours and I was gettng creeped out by any small sounds I heard

[just-shower-thoughts]

I own a human skeleton

[southernconvert]

I thought I was the only one

[just-shower-thoughts]

The entire month of April, 2020 is going to be one long weed joke

[southernconvert]

Hopefully by then it wont still be a schedule 1 drug

[onlytwitterpics]

[southernconvert]

Android users are safe

[land--manatee]

[southernconvert]

Why you keeping that turtle out his water?

[wwinterweb]

(via itsdougthepug)

[thatsthat24]

He is the best seal.

[southernconvert]

Obviously with that walrus costume