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taylor swift * folklore starters

THE 1

i’m doing good, i’m on some new shit

and if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed

but we were something, don’t you think so?

and if my wishes came true, it would’ve been you

in my defence, i have none

but it would’ve been fun if you would’ve been the one

if one thing had been different, would everything be different today

CARDIGAN

when you are young they assume you know nothing

i knew you

baby kiss it better

you put me on and said i was your favourite

a friend to all is a friend to none

chase two girls, lose the one

you drew stars around my scars

but now i’m bleeding

tried to change the ending

i knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs

cause i knew everything when i was young

and i knew you’d come back to me

THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN DYNASTY

how did a middle class divorcée do it?

there’s only so far new money goes

their parties were tasteful, if a little loud

there goes the last great american dynasty

who knows, if she never showed up what could’ve been

she had a marvellous time ruining everything

there goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

she stole his dog and dyed it key lime green

i had a marvellous time ruining everything

EXILE

i can see you standin’ honey

and it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it

i think i’ve seen this film before

you’re not my homeland anymore

now i’m in exile seein’ you out

i can see you starin’ honey

like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me

those eyes add insult to injury

i’m not your problem anymore

so who am i offending now?

we always walked a very thin line

you didn’t even hear me out

i never learned to read your mind

MY TEARS RICOCHET

even on my worst day, did i deserve babe, all the hell you gave me?

i swear i loved you

i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace

and if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?

you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you

cause when i’d fight, you used to tell me i was brave

and i can go anywhere i want, just not home

you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same

you turned into your worst fears

MIRRORBALL

and when i break, it’s in a million pieces

hush

you’ll find me on my tallest tiptoes spinning in my highest heels

i know they said the end is near

i can change everything about me to fit in

i’m still trying everything to get you laughing at me

i’m still a believer but i don’t know why

SEVEN

please picture me in the trees

i was too scared to jump in

are there still beautiful things?

cross your heart, won’t tell no other

and thought i can’t recall your face, i still got love for you

love you to the moon and to saturn

and i’ve been meaning to tell you

i think your house is haunted

i used to scream ferociously

AUGUST

i never needed anything more

are you sure?

never have i ever before

cause it was never mine

and i can see us twisted in bedsheets

cause you were never mine

i remember thinking i had you

wanting was enough

for me, it was enough

so much for summer love, and saying “us”

cause you weren’t mine to lose

THIS IS ME TRYING

i’ve been having a hard time adjusting

i didn’t know if you’d care if i came back

i have a lot of regrets about that

and maybe i don’t quite know what to say

i just wanted you to know that this is me trying

they told me all of my cages were mental

so i got wasted like all my potential

i was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere

but i didn’t pour the whiskey

at least i’m trying

it’s hard to be anywhere these days

ILLICIT AFFAIRS

make sure nobody sees you leave

tell your friends you’re out for a run

take the road less travelled by

and that’s the thing about illicit affairs

like you don’t even exist

but they lie, and they lie, and they lie, a million little times

don’t call me kid

don’t call me baby

look at this godforsaken mess that you made me

for you, i would ruin myself

INVISIBLE STRING

i used to think i would meet somebody there

were there clues i didn’t see?

all along, there was some invisible string tying you to me

you ate at my favourite spot for dinner

something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire

one single thread of gold tied me to you

hell was the journey but it brought me heaven

MAD WOMAN

what did you think i’d say to that?

what do you sing on your drive home?

every time you call me crazy, i get more crazy

and when you say i seem angry, i get more angry

what a shame, she went mad

no one likes a mad woman

you made her like that

it’s obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together

cause you took everything from me

the master of spin has a couple side flings

good wives always know

EPIPHANY

just a flesh wound

___, i think he’s bleedin’ out

something med school did not cover

doc, i think she’s crashin’ out

and some things you just can’t speak about

to make some sense of what you’ve seen

BETTY

but i think it’s cause of me

it’s like i couldn’t breathe

you can’t believe a word she says

the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you

would you have me?

would you want me?

would you tell me to go straight to hell?

i’m only seventeen, i don’t know anything

but i know i miss you

just thinking of you

i dreamt of you all summer long

the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you

PEACE

i never had the courage of my convictions

as long as danger is near

but i would die for you in secret

the devil’s in the details

but you got a friend in me

your integrity makes me seem small

and you know that i’d swing with you for the fences

and you know that i’d sit with you in the trenches

and you know that i’d give you my wild

and you know that i’d give you my child

is it enough?

all these people think love’s for show

would it be enough if i could never give you peace?

HOAX

this has broken me down

stood on the cliffside screaming “give me a reason”

your faithless love’s the only hoax i believe in

don’t want no other shade of blue but you

i am ash from your fire

you know i left a part of me back in new york

you knew the hero died, so what’s the movie for

you knew it still hurts underneath my scares

you knew you won, so what’s the point of keeping score?

darling, this was just as hard

you have beaten my heart

no other sadness in the world would do

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“ a business? ” he questions, something curious written across his face then. “ what sort of business? still your father’s? how do you get around all of the questions? ”

“What’s up with the questions?” Charlotte questioned him, as she continue to stare at the curious hybrid in front of her. “But yes, I still run my father’s business.” Charlotte answered to his question. “There is a thing call compulsion or having a heir to run.”

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he’s uncertain then as he looks into her eyes. he remembers Big Daddy Loubuff, how could he not? but his daughter? the 20’s, that’s when it made perfect sense. he’d been long gone by then. “ it feels like maybe I have. what are you doing back here? ”

Charlotte stared at him. She knew that mentioning her father’s name might trigger something and it somehow work. But he still look like he has seen a ghost. “I haven’t really left New Orleans.” Charlotte told him. “But occasionally, i will leave. I do have a business to run.”

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CRYBABY SENTENCE STARTERS

(( collection of ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY sentence starters taken from MELANIE MARTINEZ’S first studio album ‘ CRYBABY ’ . ))

001. CRYBABY . ‘ you seem to replace your brain with your heart . ’ ‘ you take things so hard and then you fall apart . ’ ‘ your heart’s too big for your body . ’ ‘ it won’t fit inside . ’ ‘ they call you crybaby . ’ ‘ you don’t fucking care . ’ ‘ you laugh through your tears . ’ ‘ you’ll just let them drown . ’ ‘ you’re all on your own . ’ ‘ you’ve lost all your friends . ’ ‘ it’s not you , it’s them . ’ ‘ you’re one of a kind and no one understands . ’ ‘ i look at you and i see myself . ’ ‘ i know you better than anyone else . ’ ‘ your tears are mine . ’ ‘ they call me crybaby . ’ ‘ i don’t fucking care . ’ ‘ i laugh through my tears . ’ ‘ i just let them drown . ’

002. DOLLHOUSE . ‘ we’ll be a perfect family . ’ ‘ please , wake up .. ’ ‘ no one ever listens . ’ ‘ everyone thinks that we’re perfect . ’ ‘ i see things that nobody else sees . ’ ‘ go back to being plastic . ’

003. SIPPY CUP . ‘ blood still stains when the sheets are washed . ’ ‘ sex don’t sleep when the lights are off . ’ ‘ syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup . ’ ‘ he’s still dead . ’ ‘ of course , it’s a corpse that you keep in the cradle . ’ ‘ how did you afford this ring ?? ’ ‘ he doesn’t think i’m that fucking dumb , does he ?? ’ ‘ if they give you a new pill then you will buy it . ’ ‘ if they say to kill yourself then you will try it . ’ ‘ all the make - up in the world won’t make you less insecure . ’

004. CAROUSEL . ‘ will i catch up to love ?? i can never tell . ’ ‘ chasing after you is like a fairytale . ’ ‘ come take my hand . ’ ‘ it’s all fun and games til somebody falls in love . ’ ‘ there’s no turning back now . ’ ‘ it’s like you disappear . ’ ‘ where’d you go ?? ’ ‘ you’re a freak show . ’ ‘ why did you steal my cotton candy heart ?? ’

005. ALPHABET BOY . ‘ you build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down . ’ ‘ you’ll never catch me cry . ’ ‘ fuck your degree . ’ ‘ you think you’re smarter than me . ’ ‘ i’m not a little kid now . ’ ‘ are you smarter than me now ?? ’ ‘ you call me a child . ’ ‘ you’re not my daddy , and i’m not your dolly . ’

006. SOAP . ‘ guess i better wash my mouth out with soap . ’ ‘ i think i left the faucet running . ’ ‘ i’m tired of being careful . ’ ‘ let me under your skin . ’ ‘ i said too much . ’ ‘ why do i always spill ?? ’ ‘ i feel it coming up my throat . ’ ‘ god , i wish i never spoke . ’ ‘ think i got myself in trouble . ’ ‘ i should’ve never said the world “ love ” . ’ ‘ i’m sick of all the game i have to play . ’

007. TRAINING WHEELS . ‘ i carry band-aids on me now . ’ ‘ i love everything you do . ’ ‘ call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit i do . ’ ‘ i’m telling you things you already know . ’ ‘ it’s not like i’m asking to be your wife . ’ ‘ i wanna make you mine , but that’s hard to say . ’ ‘ is this coming of in a cheesy way ?? ’

008. PITY PARTY . ‘ did my invitations disappear ?? ’ ‘ tell me why the hell no one is here !! ’ ‘ tell me what to do to make it all feel better . ’ ‘ maybe it’s a cruel joke on me . ’ ‘ it’s my party and i’ll cry if i want to . ’ ‘ i’ll cry until the candles burn down this place . ’ ‘ i’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames . ’ ‘ i’m laughing , i’m crying . it feels like i’m dying . ’ ‘ i’m dying . ’

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FRESH OFF THE BOAT / 6.01 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

‘i’m gonna forget all about this in twenty-four hours, but right now, this is my world.’

‘this is the only home she’s known.’

‘you know, finally stick it to another country for once.’

‘you call this a game? where’s the hitting? where’s all the blood?’

‘can you guys keep it down?’

‘i’l just add yams to the list of things you won’t eat.’

‘proofreading your dad’s poetry again?’

‘are you starting high school or prison?’

‘she’s more of a thrower than an eater.’

‘you were supposed to be up thirty minutes ago.’

‘i threw that garbage in the river.’

‘guess who made the front page of the paper?’

‘everything waist-down is your territory. i made that very clear in our vows.’

‘i’m going to pretend like i’m going to read from it, then discard it in dramatic fashion.’

‘half the reason i came to this country is so you could have lots of sex.’

‘they outlawed all the fun stuff.’

‘he’s an innocent little dove.’

‘if you come at him like that, his head might explode.’

‘i’m kinda like his father figure.’

‘water is wet, i am beautiful. are we just playing a game in which we say things we already know?’

‘she always yells across the house at me and then gets annoyed when i can’t understand her.’

‘it makes it so hard to ignore her twice.’

‘he’s like one of those, like, inflatable tube men at the car wash.’

‘i can’t study with all these interruptions.’

‘where you going, nerd?! sorry, it just rolls off the tongue at this point.’

‘is that a conch shell i painted hair on? you bet your ass it is.’

‘i thought you were supposed to be chill.’

‘has he always been this adorable?’

‘well, you’re in a better mood today.’

‘why are you shouting?’

‘you! what did you say to him!?’

‘what exactly did you say to him? that it would be “fun”? help him utilise his “imagination”? get in touch with his “feelings”?’

‘why are you using air quotes? those are real words.’

‘if you want to do me a favour, just stay in your lane.’

‘you never stay in your lane!’

‘what about that time you tried to have my name changed?’

‘as misguided as that was, i knew you were just looking out for me.’

‘oh, so we don’t have to ask for permission to help each other? good, because there have been so many times i wanted to help you, but i held back.’

‘this has been you holding back?’

‘this headband is wrong for you. it draws attention to your weird hairline.’

‘this necklace is ugly, and it highlights your oversized clavicles.’

‘i don’t think i can go back in by myself.’

‘two heads are always better than one.’

‘we can’t talk to him on an empty stomach.’

‘what are we? people who don’t need to eat?’

‘i thought i’d lend a helping hand in the form of a military wake-up.’

‘we have the house surrounded! come out with your hands up!’

‘i got your mother-in-law a megaphone.’

‘did you like my joke? it was me. i was the police.’

‘okay, so, getting to first base means kissing.’

‘you don’t want to know what second base was like in the navy. ours was based on naval bases, not baseball bases.’

‘the problem with your talk is there’s too much talk.’

‘why do you and your dad look like brothers?’

‘i’ve had crows feet since i was in college.’

‘and that’s how you pleasure a woman, emotionally and sexually.’

‘i need some privacy.’

‘this is already too much family time for today.’

‘you wanted some drama in this life, now you have it!’

‘maybe we’re the type of friends who work best when we don’t help each other with anything!’

‘i already have two sewing machines of my own.’

‘apparently it’s all downhill from here.’

‘do you know how it feels to be around somebody so pushy?’

‘maybe you’re just underestimating her.’

‘so, back to my man parts, which i said are fully functional.’

‘this may come as a surprise to you, but i’m not very good at accepting help.’

‘i’m just so used to being able to give you advice and you just taking it.’

‘just know that 98% of the time, i won’t need any help.’

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ REGINA SPEKTOR / Begin to Hope always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

‘i never loved nobody fully; always one foot on the ground.’

‘it breaks my heart.’

‘suppose i never ever met you. suppose we never fell in love.’

‘suppose i never ever let you kiss me so sweet, and so soft.’

‘i kept on singing love songs just to break my own fall.’

‘all my friends say that of course it’s gonna get better.’

‘by protecting my heart truly, i got lost in the sounds.’

‘if i kiss you where it’s sore, will you feel better?’

‘will you feel anything at all?’

‘blood ties are only blood.’

‘if you never say your name out loud to anyone, they can never ever call you by it.’

‘you’re getting sadder, and i don’t understand.’

‘you are my sweetest downfall.’

‘i loved you first.’

‘beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth.’

‘i have to go.’

‘your hair was long when we first met.’

‘history books forgot about us and the bible didn’t mention us.’

‘they’re just old light. they’re just old light.’

‘we couldn’t bring the columns down.’

‘this is how it works.’

‘it feels a little worse than when we drove our hearse right through that screaming crowd.’

‘it got so warm that none of us could sleep.’

‘we listened to it twice, ‘cause the DJ was asleep.’

‘you’re young until you’re not.’

‘you love until you don’t.’

‘you try until you can’t.’

‘you laugh until you cry.’

‘you cry until you laugh.’

‘everyone must breathe until their dying breath.’

‘you take the things you like, and try to love the things you took.’

‘the day starts out so slow.’

‘darkness spreads over the snow like ancient bruises.’

‘i’m awake and i feel the ache.’

‘everything must come and go.’

‘come in, come in.’

‘come into my bed.’

‘i have dreams of orca whales and owls.’

‘i wake up in fear.’

‘you will never be my fool.’

‘a little bag of cocaine.’

‘you can’t break that which isn’t yours.’

‘i’m not my own; it’s not my choice.’

‘be afraid of the lame; they’ll inherit your legs.’

‘be afraid of the old; they’ll inherit your soul.’

‘be afraid of the cold; they’ll inherit your blood.’

‘après moi, le delugé. after me comes the flood.’

‘he’s a wounded animal.’

‘he’s a dying breed.’

‘she’s twenty years of strangers looking into each other’s eyes.’

‘she’s twenty years of clean.’

‘she never truly hated anyone or anything.’

‘she says i’d prefer the moss, i’d prefer the mouth.’

‘this place is full of dirty old men.’

‘and the navigators with their mappy maps and moldy heads and pissing on sugarcubes.’

‘i got to get me out of here.’

‘hey, remember the time when i found a human tooth?’

‘hey, remember that time we decided to kiss anywhere except the mouth?’

‘hey, remember that time when my favourite colours were pink and green?’

‘hey, remember that month when i only ate boxes of tangerines?’

‘hey, remember that time when i would only read shakespeare?’

‘hey, remember that time i tried to save a pigeon with a broken wing?’

‘i had to bury pieces of his body in my building’s playground.’

‘i thought i was going to be sick.’

‘hey, remember that time when i was broke?’

‘hey, remember that time when you od’ed?’

‘hey, remember that other time when you od’ed for the second time?’

‘in the waiting room while waiting for news of you i hallucinated i could read your mind.’

‘i was on a lot of shit too but what i saw, man, i tell you. it was freaky.’

‘you were never ready for the lies.’

‘you don’t even have good credit.’

‘it’s hell down here, in the smoke filled-world.’

‘they don’t laugh at jokes; they laugh at tragedies.’

‘there ain’t nothing right, there ain’t nothing wrong.’

‘summer in the city means cleavage.’

‘i’ve been staying up and drinking in a late night establishment, telling strangers personal things.’

‘i did feel like coming but i also felt like crying.’

‘it doesn’t seem so worth it right now.’

‘at the sight of a beautiful woman they feel nothing but anger.’

‘there’s nothing like emptying a cartrige at the sun.’

‘we’re born alone and then we’re covered by mother’s kisses.’

‘the mind has already forgotten what the body still misses.’

‘i wouldn’t raise my child inside this city anyway.’

‘they grow up too savvy and they grow up too fast.’

‘they know about buying shit and they know about sex.’

‘they know about the numbers and they know about the words.’

‘they know about careers and about the real deals.’

‘they all grow up and become people’s people with people skills.’

‘in prague i knew i’d been a witch.’

‘it tastes like soap but it doesn’t really taste like soap.’

‘give me two shots of whiskey, and a beer chaser.’

‘come on bartender, won’t you be more tender?’

‘love will be the death of me.’

‘love is so fickle.’

‘i ate all your peanuts.’

‘maybe if i sober up, i’ll stop pretending that love is forever.’

‘just call me a taxi.’

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / THE LOST LEGACY ( PART THREE ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“Hard to believe it’s real.”

“Imagine what it took to make this.”

“Did you bring the helicopter?”

“I guess we’re climbing.”

“They’re even more impressive up close.”

“You know, you keep asking me that.”

“It’ll save us both some time if you just assume it’s not safe.”

“It’s definitely not safe by that way.”

“I’ll come up, but only because you said please.”

“He’s more than happy to place them in your way.”

“That was the craziest thing I’ve ever done.”

“He doesn’t have the stones to climb up this high.”

“How do we get off this thing?”

“’Trebuchet’. Can’t you just say ‘catapult’ like a normal person?”

“Did you learn that in your military training?”

“I looked it up on Wikipedia. Like a normal person.”

“Sacrifice is the idea that our bodies are merely borrowed vehicles, and you’re returning it so that others might benefit.”

“It’s a lovely sentiment.”

“Just don’t get us killed.”

“They sent us on a fool’s errand.”

“This whole city was a decoy.”

“This is definitely not supposed to happen.”

“How the hell are we still alive?”

“It’s raw talent, and a little bit of luck.”

“That was awful.”

“I’m really embarrassed for you right now.”

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t there a huge waterfall here?”

“Sorry if I cut too close to the bone back there.”

“You two would’ve gotten on like a house on fire.”

“He was also a really stubborn dickhead.”

“None of this could have possibly gone unnoticed.”

“We should probably get out of here.”

“We don’t have time to play Marco Polo.”

“Dumb bastard didn’t give it up easily.”

“You take left, I take right.”

“There’s probably more where that came from.”

“At least we’re not in the line of fire.”

“Hopefully there’s another way out.”

“That thing carved on the floor –– what do you suppose it is?”

“I’d prefer being left to rot in a call to getting tortured.”

“You probably hired the wrong expert.”

“Those who would not fight had to be used to inspire those who would.”

“Let’s make this quick.”

“To rule a people, you must first sow chaos.”

“Take it easy. You’ve been out for almost half an hour.”

“I’ve had worse nights, believe me.”

“It’s good to have you back.”

“The glasses are to make him look harmless and smart.”

“I’m sure at one point he thought it was the right thing to do.”

“He’s kind of the reason we’re here in the first place.”

“You knew my history with him, and you dragged me into this anyway.”

“That’s not how I operate.”

“That’s exactly how your type operates.”

“To think I trusted you.”

“I was just waiting for the right time to tell you.”

“I better go after her.”

“This is what I get for being honest.”

“Glad I thought to pack painkillers.”

“At least I still got my dignity.”

“Can’t resist kicking the hornet’s nest, can you?”

“We’ll never get anywhere with these guys around.”

“You lied to my face.”

“I didn’t lie. I just left out that part.”

“Cards on the table. I need your help.”

“This is your idea of an apology?”

“We both have something to lose here, am I right?”

“Are you talking to me or the elephant?”

“I’m not very good at the whole people thing.”

“You’re a selfish dickhead.”

“You’re right. I am a selfish dickhead.”

“It’s good to hear you say it.”

“What happened with your father?”

“He was the guy who couldn’t walk away.”

“He was always onto something big.”

“This stupid thing is all I have left of him.”

“No wonder she was so distressed.”

“I get it. I’ve got my own shit to sort out as well.”

“If we accomplish nothing else today, at least we reunited a family.”

“Elephants are smaller than I remember.”

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Candice Accola // Savannah Film Festival Portrait 2013.

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✧ THE LIZZIE BENNET PROMPTS.

some may or may not be offensive/triggering. very mild cases.

❝ My name is _______, and this is my life. ❞

❝ I am going to tell you a story. ❞

❝ Are you fake texting? ❞

❝ There were some things we needed to take care of. ❞

❝ We got a little … distracted after that. ❞

❝ I’m really, really sorry. ❞

❝ I’d rather not give you the pleasure, so just go ahead and hate me. ❞

❝ Just go ahead and hate me anyway. ❞

❝ Hate you? I would never dare hate you. ❞

❝ You’re never going to believe what just happened. ❞

❝ It’s your fault if I die without grandbabies! ❞

❝ I was planning a spring wedding. ❞

❝ We’re back! We’re back back back back back! ❞

❝ My god! Seriously, he/she/they went in for a hug? ❞

❝ It was more like a grope-hug. A grug! ❞

❝ Because it’s, like, I don’t care. ❞

❝ The hills in this city can be quite unforgiving. ❞

❝ I don’t mind, and, uh, yes, I have the time. ❞

❝ I draw the line with filming in the bathroom. ❞

❝ I think the two of you are super sweet together. ❞

❝ We just don’t have that many locking doors. ❞

❝ Do you want some tea? ❞

❝ And make sure your phone is charged! ❞

❝ So you could help me with my math! ❞

❝ I can understand the confusion. ❞

❝ Recent events have made me wonder about my decision. ❞

❝ Yes, for an interview? For your independent study. ❞

❝ I think it would be really interesting if you changed your mind. ❞

❝ You should have stayed. Sealed the deal. ❞

❝ It is so nice to be in my own room, and have my own stuff. ❞

❝ I’d rather not give you the pleasure. ❞

❝ My mom gave each of us one of these last Christmas. ❞

❝ I have yet to wear it… ever. ❞

❝ Seeing is believing, am I right?! ❞

❝ Behold, green beans in cranberry jello. ❞

❝ If you haven’t, go watch them now. ❞

❝ What if we missed our chance? ❞

❝ Being grown up is totes squaresville, sis. ❞

❝ I’m a lot stronger than I thought I was. ❞

❝ Being busy doesn’t cancel out feeling lonely, you know. ❞

❝ Posting cute pictures of cats! ❞

❝ I’m going to show you a cat playing with a chinchilla. ❞

❝ Everyone deserves tea. ❞

❝ For the love of God. Do not come visit. ❞

❝ Hopefully it’ll be a good day, too. ❞

❝ This is the happiest day of my life! ❞

❝ Have you not been listening to me? ❞

❝ I dislike smiling. It contorts the face. ❞

❝ Many of these people seem to be enjoying popular music. ❞

❝ There was someone else. ❞

❝ They are prostitutes, teenagers and probably not-so-distant cousins! ❞

❝ I heard they went to school together. ❞

❝ Doesn’t mean they weren’t frolicking in meadows. ❞

❝ What if he’s/they/she’s are a serial killer? ❞

❝ Oh look. Your little crush is coming this way. ❞

❝ It’s super important. ❞

❝ An incredibly hot, incredibly rich piece of man cake friend. ❞

❝ What? That’s totally how guys talk! ❞

❝ Who wrote this? ❞

❝ I hate dancing. It’s a waste of time. ❞

❝ This party is preposterous. ❞

❝ You found the only pretty girl at this wedding. ❞

❝ Wait, like… frollicking-in-the-meadows-holding-hands another man? ❞

❝ Oh my God, stop it! They’re too hot and single! ❞

❝ This dance is super slamming! ❞

❝ ______ really needs to work on his/her game. ❞

❝ What if he’s/she’s gay? What if he’s/she’s a serial killer? What if he’s/she’s a gay serial killer? ❞