Disapointment

WARNING: There is some gay ass shit ships.

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Henrietta: The only way I'm going to that stupid dance is if I can sit in the rafters with a bucket of pigs blood Pete: I think that can be arranged

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Craig: Where’s Tweek?

Clyde: Don’t worry about Tweek.

Craig: I’m sorry, have you met me?

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Would it be possible to leave the blog up? Just not be in charge of it anymore? I love looking back on this blog 😣

I might leave the blog up, I’ve been thinking of giving it to someone else but I’m not really sure how? Or if that’s even possible to be honest. - Mod Sam

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Important post.

I think I’m gonna delete this blog. Sorry, it’s just not fun anymore. It seems more like I have to post a quote than I want to. And I have so many other blogs to work with it gets confusing. - Mod Sam

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Wendy, giving a public announcement:  That’s right! In today’s society over half of all kids in school are being bullied. Something must be done to sto-

Clyde, stealing the microphone: FUCK INTERNET GANGSTERS !!

source: an actual real life event that happened to me

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Kyle: So you’re bisexual? 

Kenny: Yep 

Stan: Which means your partner could be a girl 

Kenny: Yes 

Kyle: Or that your partner could be a boy

 Kenny: Mhm 

Cartman: So does that mean when you’re single, you’re on stand-bi? 

Stan: ... 

Kyle: ... 

Kenny: ... 

Kenny: Wait did you just-

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Tricia, to the New Kid: I’d call you a fuckboi, but I don’t what your gender is so I’m just going to call you a fuck.

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Stan: I swear, people are like, 10 times cuter when they’re talking about what they’re passionate about. 

Kyle: Unless that thing is Hitler. 

Cartman: Then it’s only nein times cuter. 

Kyle: I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU

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Cartman: Are you a bad at math gay, bad at sports gay, or doesn’t know shit about cars gay? 

Butters: ..Uh, yes?

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Damien: You ever lay awake at night and think what it would be like to die in a fire?

Cartman: Who the fuck invited you here?

(Source: Brandon Calvillo on Vine)

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Anyway I constantly talk Creek on Twitter so I decided I should finally share my SP thoughts here. I’m a mess ffmmhfngsngd

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(((Based on This post from @southpark-and-incorrect asdfgfds I had to)))

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Heidi: So what? Now I’m just supposed to do whatever Wendy does? What if she jumps off a cliff!

Bebe: If Wendy were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, the concentration of minerals in the water so as not to throw off her circuitry, and the angle of entry.

Bebe: So yes if you see Wendy jump off a cliff, you should jump off a cliff.

Heidi: YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

Bebe: I will. Provided Wendy jumps first.

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Stan: Lemme see what you have

Kyle: A knife!

Stan: No!!!

(Source: Vine)

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Stan, singing: We don’t need no education!

Wendy: Yes you do. You just used a double negative.

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Cartman: What does the chef recommend?

Heidi: Eric, we’re at McDonald’s

Cartman: Oh right. My bad. What does the McChef recommend?

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Cartman: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Kyle: There are 8 planets, fat ass.

Cartman: VIVA LA PLUTO!