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AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!
Beyond perfect 🤣👍
Dude’s got pipes
Damn he is BELTING it.
You ever feel like something is simultaneous utterly unnecessary and completely essential at the same time? That’s how I feel about those bowls in this rendition
A tale in 4 parts
Photo by Dominic Cooper.
Just Knew
Chapter 2: 7 Weeks
Tommo calls Ash for assistance with an urgent situation.
Fandom: Brassic
Rating: Explicit
it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think
vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -
angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?
vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?
angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.
vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.
vampire: hey i am outside your apartment
angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?
vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.
angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.
vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*
angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here
everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience
Just Knew
Tommo is a man of many talents. Emotional support isn’t one of them, but he’ll do his best.
Rating: Explicit
A bit of self-indulgent speculation on how Tommo just knew Ash was so gifted.
Hi just a quick question could you maybe tag brassic season 2 stuff? Its not available in my country yet and I'm trying to avoid spoilers 🙈 thanks!
Yes of course! I’m sorry! I didn't mean to post that here xjavxkabsh I really hope I didn't spoil anything for you. ❤️
you need to see my aboslute favourite cassidy fanvid!
it's Cass, it's a great and i love the song
aaaand the vid won't play on tumblr bc of AgE LimiT *mockingspongebob*
But it was worth clicking through forrrrrr
trust your mother’s opinion on people
um. she married my dad
How slutty would you say you are?
In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.
I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post
i hate seeing him sad it hurts 💔
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂
AMC Preacher’s title character never disappoints.... Season 2 Episode 11 Preacher Custer knelt before Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ to let him piss on his face. Season 2 Episode 12 Preacher Custer spends half of the episode kicking himself for saying no to a foursome opportunity with THEE abrahamic God working as a furry prostitute because he didn’t recognize Him in His dog suit. WHO is doing Protestant like this redneck republican from West Texas.... We’re talking about a Christian man who wants to fuck GOD while He’s dressed like a DOG. cw supernatural fucking WISHES
