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A, 22, he/him | South Park confession blog and occasional Trattfucking central

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omg wow it's a new pinned!

Hello, I'm A and welcome to my South Park confessional blog! this is just a fun little blog for you guys to send in your hot takes or confessions! i do not mean to start any drama or anything, this is just in good fun!

RULES:

Absolutely no discourse. This is a lighthearted blog and I'd rather not get into anything! Discourse includes: shipping discourse, anything pro/anti-ship, bigotry, ongoing controversial topics, etc.

Severe character hate will not be published.

Bigotry will get you blocked from the askbox. I do not tolerate any of this, even if this is a south park blog.

Please do not use my askbox to start drama or vague any users please!

Please no NSFW towards any of the kids. cmon people

anything deemed to meet this criteria may be deleted from the inbox. some asks may be eaten

TAGS:

misc posts - posts that aren't confessions or related to south park.

trattfucking - exactly as stated on the tin.

I may not always be active so don't be surprised when this blog doesn't post a lot!

>>> SEND IN YOUR HOT TAKES HERE! <<<

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gonna leave this blog as an archive as i'm not into south park anymore. i love you all, and free palestine

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if tratt make an israel/palestine episode i will drop the show. i'm not fucking kidding. 🇵🇸

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i see your transfem stan and raise you transfem m4. transfem kyle being supported by her mom. please

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not to post headcanons on main but. heterochromic kenny w blue and purple eyes anyone

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transfem stan. estrogen couldve saved her

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i wish people would stop giving all the blonde characters blue eyes bc i can't tell kenny and butters and tweek apart in some fanart 😭

i like tweek and pip with brown/green eyes

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I keep seeing posts saying it's wrong to call Cartman a Nazi because he's too young to know any better. Shouldn't it be wrong to call Butters an incel then since he's also too young to know any better? They're the same age, aren't they?

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I don't know who needs to hear this but south park doesn't "queerbait" and never has

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What if Greg was the name of Orange Craig

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Wendy Testaburger is half-Japanese

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Kyle isn’t effeminate but he’s also not a super macho tough guy, he’s perfectly in the middle, a perfect balance

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The person with the worst takes on this show is Trey Parker

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I think we should stop drawing Stan as twink trey parker and let him prosper in his natural clothes, 90s grunge truck driver attire. It's what he would have wanted.

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I wanna take Butters to the Sanrio Store and Build-A-Bear and the Lego Store and then I wanna take him to the park and then stop at McDonald's for a Happy Meal and an ice cream then go to the store to buy ingredients to bake snickerdoodles together at home.

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matt stone: "tweek is the woman of the relationsh-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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