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I'm going to murder someone holy fucking shit-

- 🥀

You okay over there, hun? What happened?

stupid fucking people thinking immortality is a fun time.

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

I'm too sober for bullshit like this..

Yeah, I get that. I regret this ribcage most days myself.

I.... honestly wish I'd died in that stupid snowstorm but here we are!

Yeah... you want me to bring some liquor around?

We can commiserate, if you want?

Sure, why not, won't say no to some alcohol.

Alright, I bring over a few bottles. After the day I've had, I could use a drink myself.

Thank you <3 I'm in the greenhouse.

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp

Heading there now~

I'm going to murder someone holy fucking shit-

- 🥀

You okay over there, hun? What happened?

stupid fucking people thinking immortality is a fun time.

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

I'm too sober for bullshit like this..

Yeah, I get that. I regret this ribcage most days myself.

I.... honestly wish I'd died in that stupid snowstorm but here we are!

Yeah... you want me to bring some liquor around?

We can commiserate, if you want?

Sure, why not, won't say no to some alcohol.

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp

Alright, I bring over a few bottles. After the day I've had, I could use a drink myself.

*several items have gone missing. Valluables*

*Sigh*

Okay, who's been stealing my shit? Stealing things is my job.

udad-the-olympians

*autolycus sits above on a shelf*

Mew

*he takes a necklace she left up there in his mouth*

Oh! Well hello there my beloved little ward! 😽

udad-the-olympians

*he dissapears with the necklace*

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp

That's not very nice of you, kitty friend. But that's okay, I stole it anyways.

I'm going to murder someone holy fucking shit-

- 🥀

You okay over there, hun? What happened?

stupid fucking people thinking immortality is a fun time.

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

I'm too sober for bullshit like this..

Yeah, I get that. I regret this ribcage most days myself.

I.... honestly wish I'd died in that stupid snowstorm but here we are!

Yeah... you want me to bring some liquor around?

We can commiserate, if you want?

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

I don’t engage with ya unless yer startin’ something

You've murdered me just because I've mildly annoyed you in the past.

Ya antagonised a trigger happy mass murder

Yeah, it was fun. Why ya gotta be a bitch about it?

My reasons none of yer fuckin’ business

And my reasons are none of your.

Isn't life fun like that.

Fuck off

Never~

Unrelated but guess who found a new pair of boots while you were distracted~

Ya don’t even fit in my fuckin’ boot cause yer feet are fat ‘nd t’ fuckin’ humanoid!

Fuckin’ hideous, stretchin’ out the fuckin’ leathers ‘nd destroyin’ my good fuckin’ boots

D’ ya get two fuckin’ annoyin’ it is t’ get boots that fit when yer in a universe that ain’t got no race even a slightly similar t’ my own?

Why the fuck d’ I bother ya want a place here but ya ain’t gonna get one when ya can’t even show an ounce of fuckin’ respect

There are few things of a man’s ya don’t touch ‘nd one of those is his fuckin’ boots

Bitch

... I was just... teasing... I didn't actually... take your boot.

*Sniffles*

I'm gonna... go...

I warned ya i dont find ya fuckin’ funny

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #swarm mother #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate

... Yeah, I guess ya did.

I'm going to murder someone holy fucking shit-

- 🥀

You okay over there, hun? What happened?

stupid fucking people thinking immortality is a fun time.

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

I'm too sober for bullshit like this..

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp

Yeah, I get that. I regret this ribcage most days myself.

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

I don’t engage with ya unless yer startin’ something

You've murdered me just because I've mildly annoyed you in the past.

Ya antagonised a trigger happy mass murder

Yeah, it was fun. Why ya gotta be a bitch about it?

My reasons none of yer fuckin’ business

And my reasons are none of your.

Isn't life fun like that.

Fuck off

Never~

Unrelated but guess who found a new pair of boots while you were distracted~

Ya don’t even fit in my fuckin’ boot cause yer feet are fat ‘nd t’ fuckin’ humanoid!

Fuckin’ hideous, stretchin’ out the fuckin’ leathers ‘nd destroyin’ my good fuckin’ boots

D’ ya get two fuckin’ annoyin’ it is t’ get boots that fit when yer in a universe that ain’t got no race even a slightly similar t’ my own?

Why the fuck d’ I bother ya want a place here but ya ain’t gonna get one when ya can’t even show an ounce of fuckin’ respect

There are few things of a man’s ya don’t touch ‘nd one of those is his fuckin’ boots

Bitch

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate #swarm mother

... I was just... teasing... I didn't actually... take your boot.

*Sniffles*

I'm gonna... go...

I'm going to murder someone holy fucking shit-

- 🥀

You okay over there, hun? What happened?

stupid fucking people thinking immortality is a fun time.

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

*several items have gone missing. Valluables*

*Sigh*

Okay, who's been stealing my shit? Stealing things is my job.

udad-the-olympians

*autolycus sits above on a shelf*

Mew

*he takes a necklace she left up there in his mouth*

Oh! Well hello there my beloved little ward! 😽

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

I don’t engage with ya unless yer startin’ something

You've murdered me just because I've mildly annoyed you in the past.

Ya antagonised a trigger happy mass murder

Yeah, it was fun. Why ya gotta be a bitch about it?

My reasons none of yer fuckin’ business

And my reasons are none of your.

Isn't life fun like that.

Fuck off

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate #swarm mother

Never~

Unrelated but guess who found a new pair of boots while you were distracted~

I'm going to murder someone holy fucking shit-

- 🥀

You okay over there, hun? What happened?

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp #ask

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

I don’t engage with ya unless yer startin’ something

You've murdered me just because I've mildly annoyed you in the past.

Ya antagonised a trigger happy mass murder

Yeah, it was fun. Why ya gotta be a bitch about it?

My reasons none of yer fuckin’ business

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #swarm mother #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate

And my reasons are none of your.

Isn't life fun like that.

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

I don’t engage with ya unless yer startin’ something

You've murdered me just because I've mildly annoyed you in the past.

Ya antagonised a trigger happy mass murder

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #swarm mother #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate

Yeah, it was fun. Why ya gotta be a bitch about it?

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

I don’t engage with ya unless yer startin’ something

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate #swarm mother

You've murdered me just because I've mildly annoyed you in the past.

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?

I think you just don't have a good sense of humor.

I think yer not close enough t’ me f’r the shit ya say ‘nd d’

#mechs rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj firstmate #swarm mother

You say and do a lot towards me that certainly feel a bit like an overstep as well.

Why the fuck is eveyone so borin’ lately I want somethin’ worth singin’ bout

Do something to make us wanna be interesting maybe?

I doubt yer capable of it

You're just mad that you have writer's block.

‘M mad we ain’t done nothin’ worthwhile t’ document sure ivy’s feelin’ the same

Yeah, it has been a little boring around here. I guess I can do something to shake things up.

...

Time to steal my boots back.

Ya are fuckin’ borein’ ‘nd if ya touch my boots ‘m skinin’ ya

Too late, I'm already plotting how I'm gonna steal 'em back. You'll never see me coming.

Are ya able t’ understand the difference between funny ‘nd just annoyin’?