[weloveshortvideos]

I accidentally summoned satan

[rihported]

Does anyone have the video post of the 2 girls singing Katy Perry which angers a poltergeist in the house and it slams the door to their room

[andrewbelami]

[neurotransmtter]

If i get dragged down the fuckin hall i swer tah god

[farcille]

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

[midnightjellys]

true art

[thebabyanimals]

[thebabyanimals]

Look at this beautiful blog full of baby animals!

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[marrowack]

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

[oomshi]

[agentatwell]

[virginiagentlenerd]

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

[saathi1013]

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

[amuseoffyre]

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

[sadieb798]

everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake

[goatatemynametag]

Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity. 

And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”

[manigotacrappyau]

The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”

[avcngrs]

i have all these serious edits and sad stuff in my steggy tag and then there’s this

[cthulhu-girl-blog-deactivated20]

I had a sudden realization

Does it strike anyone else as odd that some people won’t eat or wear dead animals, but they have no problem putting them in their cars as fuel? Dinosaurs were animals too.

[darthfeyder]

I found it. The furthest reach ever made. 

[vox]

The Supreme Court just legalized same-sex marriage across the US.

[mitchipedia]

[cryingalonewithfrankenstein]

holy FUCK

[slimeboyesz]

ppl who make fun of people who like sweet coffee w/ cream or whatever in it are so Weird. im sorry i dont like Bitter Bean juice by itself u pompous turd

[leepacey]

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

[narcon9-deactivated20190103]

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

so proud of the usa for coming out as gay:)

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

[lv0009]

it is so upsetting listening to so many males talk about all of the times they have gone on road trips alone and slept in their cars alone or on the side of the road, or travelled overseas alone and slept on the floor of strangers homes or in parks or at hostels, and they appear to have such freedom in that they are able to be alone in ways that females, unfortunately, cannot. and there is an ignorance surrounding this in that these boys never seem to comprehend just how fortunate they are that strange people and unfamiliar places and the dark of night are not their enemies but rather exciting, promising things.

[1or3]

“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[harunokarasu]

Vote Bernie Sanders - why you should consider him for president

pushing for more taxes on the rich

favors equal pay for women

wants higher minimum wage

pro-choice

advocates for protecting the reproductive rights of women

has voted multiple times against anti-abortion policies

co-sponsored bill to ensure access to and funding for contraception

pro-gay rights

voted against constitutionally defining marriage as one-man-one-woman 

voted against banning same-sex marriage

wants to improve criminal justice system

voted yes on funding alternative sentencing instead of more prisons

reduce recidivism by giving offenders a second chance

voted yes on replacing death penalty with life imprisonment 

voted to legalize medical marijuana 

wants better education system

voted yes on $84 million in grants for Black and Hispanic colleges

sponsored extending subsidized federal student loan rates until 2015

promotes conservation of the environment - prioritize green energy

loosening immigration 

make it easier to become citizens 

voted no on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment

voted no on more immigrant visas for skilled workers

 wants to expand Obamacare

[gothicmuse]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE I CANT VOTE YET BUT JESUS CHRIST IF ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS ARE EIGHTEEN OR OLDER PLEASE VOTE FOR THIS MAN

[intheicyairofnight]

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman