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Vimes liked the rain… . Some of the best nights of his career had been rainy, … head tucked in so that there was barely anything showing between his helmet and his collar, and listened to the silvery rustle of the rain.

My first animation (or Samination, as I call it)!!

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Lines for this sketch Changed that serious expression to a grin because the bastard would enjoy the havoc a hundred percent. 🔥 Hells give me strength for the coloring 💀

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I love Shakespeare

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sphyrne

yeah so i was on the train to uberwald - yeah, the first train to uberwald - and like some grags or whatever started attacking the train, swarming the roof and all that..., and anyways so we all get up on top to fight including commander vimes obvs (yeah old stoneface) and right well get this ok. stoneface just straight up rips his shirt off to fight them? not even take off i mean RIPPED that thing off his body immediately. no hesitation. out there kicking grags left right and centre, coMPLETEly tops off tits out?? like bare chesting the morning breeze,, and- did he have hot tits??? why are you even asking of cOURSE he had hot tits-

#sam vimes #discworld #discworld fanart #i think about this post once a week #did he have hot tits #of COURSE he had hot tits #late middle-aged men are my kryptonite

thememedaddy

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If not him, would have been the next man. INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02

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SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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general curiosity about your lives post

reblog & tell me one thing you did yesterday, one thing you've done today, and one thing you plan to do tomorrow, big or small, that someone might not expect

virginiagentlenerd

I pet 5 kangaroos!

I took a ferry bus!

Tomorrow I'm gonna visit some Queensland museums/galleries!

littlegirlinvisible

JACOB ANDERSON Photographed at the Variety Studio for #SDCC 2025

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lakemojave

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

ohcorny

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

ohcorny

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

#if you use chatgpt i assume you are dumber than me and i automatically think less of you #choose ecstasy not atrophy

crocincrocsart

unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen

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Sam “held a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Because” Vimes? Sam “sitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene he’s building” Vimes? Sam “could just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirt” Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit don’t you think

thestuffedalligator

Yep, certainly doesn’t seem to describe Sam “pretends to eat poison as a power move” Vimes. Not Sam “buries an axe in the table in the Rats Chamber” Vimes.

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I mean are we really talking about Sam “yes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampire” Vimes, here? Sam “has fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a flood” Vimes, really? Definitely Sam “nearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shaving” Vimes we’re discussing here?

davetheshady

excuse me?????

vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morpork

vimes is a drama public employee

#sam vimes #discworld #i came to discworld a vetinari bitch and sam vimes stole me away with his lack of social skills total absence of charm