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Welcome! Just call me Susie// 19//Multi fandoms ✨Also probably exposed to pink kryptonite 24/7.

[bi-halobearer]

this entire scene's energy is all i ever wanted from cwsg

[florbe-triz]

NOI…

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[ampervadasz]

[akanemaru]

引っぱらないで💢💢

[spatialheather]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[watersunshine]

thinking abt that specific type of intimacy from being in someone’s bedroom for the first time, & you’re poking around their items, & they’re reclined backwards on their bed telling you all the little stories while they follow you around the room with their eyes, & you feel it

[tiktokstowatch]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat sits on own tail.

[nonstopsmile]

The journey of a blue marble

[jelloapocalypse]

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

[thathopeyetlives]

This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including: 

- the amount of YEET

- Clever use of magnets and physics

- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy. 

[appleciders]

Toni + trying to de-escalate herself

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why is donkey kong not a donkey

[foulserpent]

i think gay movies and other media should actively start het-baiting. this belief of mine is motivated exclusively by a lust for revenge

[plant-piss]

Paranorman was ahead of its time

[uncomfortably-dumb]

Oh to be dying of food poisoning so the hot blonde Christian who I hate is trying to save my life by giving me a pill but I'm too stubborn to take it so she has to pin me down and straddle me and force me to take it and then stays on top of me for no apparent reason

[capvenus]

it kinda feels like the only thing we're meant to be doing this year is internal healing and letting things go. there is so much pain this year so let's not feel bad if we don't do anything 'productive'. just being alive is enough

[deerchasingheadlights]

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

[whitepeopletwitter]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller