space pie

[spacepiespace]

They're forcing me to buy shoes

[thememedaddy]

[spacepiespace]

Vacationed so hard I am now dehydrated

[asterosian]

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

[insanitysscribblings]

The poor cried,

"We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't work for your bread,"

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

"We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we're all ill."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't take care of yourselves,"

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied...

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man's

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

"Please, spare me!"

The ravenous zombies said,

"Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter."

[spacepiespace]

What sick bastard designed cars to move on default. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'm not touching the gas nor break and am on a completely level ground, and the car is MOVING???? WHY??? WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE FOR THE MOVING TO ONLY HAPPEN WHEN YOU PRESS THE GAS PEDAL??? WHAT

[spacepiespace]

A Mob comic describing the war I had experienced last weekend in the pool trying to get on top of the worlds worst floaty

[spacepiespace]

Actually parties are great and awesome, and feeling sexy is great and awesome, and loud shitty music with a good beat is great and awesome, and being drunk is great and awesome.

I fear being a little weird has held me back...

[spacepiespace]

Nvm it's actually awful once it hits the 30min mark. I waana go homw

[spacepiespace]

Sometimes you need to ugly cry over a not that sad movie and then just move on

[spacepiespace]

Actually parties are great and awesome, and feeling sexy is great and awesome, and loud shitty music with a good beat is great and awesome, and being drunk is great and awesome.

I fear being a little weird has held me back...

[spacepiespace]

Geothermal energy is actually so cool and awesome and wonderful and we really need to talk about it more

[spacepiespace]

The kageyama brothers

[spacepiespace]

Getting sick on the second and third day of pride month is really homophobic from my immune system (and the possibly rotten cheese that I suspect caused this)

[spacepiespace]

I stood by a bush and now the green little creatures are hunting me

[spacepiespace]

The reason old people call so much is because they text in riddles

[spacepiespace]

while the chemicals in the water might not turn the frogs gay, the hormones in the waste that gets dumped into the rivers are in fact making the fish trans.

It's happening on a large enough scale that it's causing overpopulation in some eras.

[spacepiespace]

I burned my finger and then put aloe vera (?) on it and then the aloe vera (?) dried and now my finger is green

[hazel2468]

I think part of what drives me so nuts about the whole Israel/Palestine discourse online in general is like.

There are actual, real issues that we could talk about. We could talk about the systemic issues in Israel, the problems (the BIG problems) with the Israeli government. We could discuss the settlements in the West Bank, we could discuss the issues with extremism within Zionism.

We COULD do all of that and possibly have some really great, productive conversations about how to fix these issues!

But we can’t, because right now every single Jew who DOES want to talk about that stuff is instead busy combatting waves of both Nazi and Soviet era antisemitism at literally every fucking turn, and we can’t discuss how to make things better in Israel for everyone until seemingly fucking EVERYONE ELSE stops advocating for our fucking genocide.