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she/her, 23, german, history student, multifandom blog, i ship myself with happiness (like thats ever gonna happen), i like cinnamonrolls, memes, historical dramas with uniforms, james dean, cats, cheese and the void

[catasters]

[olegisachenkov]

[scarlettjane22]

just wow…

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fun fact! while that move is mainly for show now, it originated from when we used horses in wars and battles so they trained the horses to do this and absolutely obliterate anyone behind them

(yes that means someone would be on the horse while it does this)

[ride-eternal]

Rock and Roll Horse

[thebootydiaries]

male stand-up comedians: haha women be shopping! They be eating salad!

female stand-up comedians: haha hey look I’m a girl and I have sex! I’m crazyyy

me, 6 ft handsome man in the crowd: has anyone seen my foam cup? It fell out of my hand has anyone seen it? I want to recycle

[vendimeyers]

People just starting to watch A:TLA for the first time: The bending is really cool, but couldn't the waterbenders technically just bend the water inside of people? Like their blood? I'm pretty sure technically they could. Well I guess it's a kids show so they probably won't go into it haha.

People who have seen the show already and know what happens:

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[starlitsequins]

look i get people criticizing katara for undermining sokkas intelligence but u have to understand, as a little sister she's legally not allowed to take anything sokka says as fact

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[txf-tarras]

Speaking as somebody who still ties their laces using the two loops (aka “bunny ears”) method, these bows all seem to be created some kind of strange magic that requires bending matter to your whim.  I admire the end results, but there’s no way in hell I could do it.

[atlaloveblog]

Oh my god?!?

[frodo-sam]

Yes, your father… He said I could get right by myself. He said I could make it right, if I was brave enough and listened to what was in my heart. Do something about it.  

ROGUE ONE (2016) dir. Gareth Edwards

[paintdeath]

Me

[thebootydiaries]

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend "birth" and nothing else*

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[bob-belcher]

[summerlightning]

why does Christopher Robin look like he’s just committed murder and he’s trying to explain to his ursine childhood hallucination that it’s a fun pastime

[hotbitchesanddragons-deactivate]

This literally looks like a horror movie

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[flavorblastedcheesetits]

All your gay ancestors that were corralled by society into having a heterosexual marriage and kids:

[goodsprings]

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

[lesbianrey]

my brother my brother and me

[catchymemes]

[cocoacallalily]

The nerd girls are tired…

[sailorzeo]

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

[dollsonmain]

And then use it.

[wanderingcitrus-deactivated2021]

Saw these heroes at a con recently.