bittersweet

allegra (adj.); joyful, lively

[slavery]

[hotstepmom]

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[compulsive]

[loathsomespider]

(website that will dox you if you turn off adblock voice) we get it, ads suck

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[anxietyproblem]

[aznaudrey]

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[knifepadme]

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

[ferretrade]

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[jackisreallycool]

Gay people can walk in society free of judgment or discrimination. Us Jennifer Lawrence fans don’t have that privilege

[somecutething]