Spacetime Soirée

Spacebird things.

[spacetimesoiree]

Unibear?

[spacetimesoiree]

Secret santa gift for a discord friend from last Christmas.

[spacetimesoiree]

Is your aesthetic shitposting

Ooh, when did I get this? Hello, anonymous person! Shitposts are nice sometimes, but I really like space and magicky stuff.

[spacetimesoiree]

Oh look, Twitter is dying. Time to tumbl again. I'm going to consolidate everything into this blog eventually, because I can't be arsed with maintaining separate ones at the moment, so don't mind the endless reblogs below this post.

[itsgrindtime]

Lotlcorn Plush Project is now LIVE on Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grind3h/lotlcorn-plush-project Now YOU can bring home one of these big, squishy critters!!!  reblogs are EXTREMELY appreciated!!!

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[rinokami]

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

[lemondedeugenie]

[fseffect]

Character select screen

[gif87a-com]

[dreamin-fantasy-deactivated2019]

@deejercity

[parliamentrook]

a c t i v a t e

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[spongebobsquarepants]

[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

I see lots of mermaids and mermen and mercats and merdogs but why doesn’t anyone ever draw MERFISH?

YOU’RE WELCOME.

And don’t forget merlobster, meroctopus, octooctopus, and merclam

###MERFISH  💯 #REPRE##SENT 👌👌 twitter

[saltrat88]

Y’all can laugh, but he’s right.

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

yessssssss

[great-tweets]

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[sosuperawesome]

Peppermint Narwhal, on Redbubble

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Watching bird videos and rocking out. [video]

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o