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chaos & coke (a cola) a reblogger’s dream boy ~ inherently destructive

[spaceytingz]

very sunburned already and also I can’t find anything to shave with #yolo

[adicttive]

[irisunchained]

I need to be cracked like a glow stick

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

It's what he would've wanted

[lindleland]

[trainwrrck]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[spaceytingz]

people who call carly rae jepsen carly rae JEPSON are illiterate and will see me in hell

[pjackk]

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[adicttive]

[godkissedme]

[godkissedme]

I feel like being chill is one of the darkest forms of vanity actually

[vedurnan-archive]

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[flandrepudding]

this is a piece about my childhood.

This Yasmin Bratz Kidz doll was my "mini me" growing up (aka the doll I projected myself onto the most). The photo is a picture of the river I played in all my childhood.

I remember the river was always lively with people swimming, tubing, fishing, kayaking, and otherwise just enjoying nature. I remember seeing countless people litter in the same river they were enjoying. I remember being angry at how easily my fellow humans betrayed the river, how easily they allowed their empty beer cans to float away.

I basically vowed to take care of the river. I spent hours a day swimming in this river and collecting any trash I found that was either floating by me or stuck at the bottom.

Despite my efforts, I was just one kid picking up litter in a very small section of a very big and popular river. The river nowadays is silent. The water is not healthy enough for play anymore. I hope one day it will somehow recover and that I can swim in it again.

[rickyapologist]

happy "im always getting fucked and crying my eyes out" friday, btw