very sunburned already and also I can’t find anything to shave with #yolo
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i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
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todays bird
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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dirt enthusiast
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Andulka
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Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@spaceytingz
very sunburned already and also I can’t find anything to shave with #yolo
I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card
the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism
everybody say happy sweet 16 slenderman
he's 17 now!
can i say i dont give a fuck if anyone is 'performative reading' bc like at least they are reading at all. people are reading less and less so idrc if someone is reading to cultivate a certain image or whatever the fuck performative reading means
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
made this a transparent gif because im in love
six
seven
i feel like i'm going Italian
*insane
blue today
fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping
youre pissing me off