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Chest tattoo that says "I did _____ and I didn't even get a t-shirt"

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Hmm... It's been quite a while since I've used this platform.

Am I still allowed to kill my followers?

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Can you take my white ass down to the paradise city, where the grass is green & the girls are pretty

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I am an evil farmer, I grow scorn, on my harmland

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A psychic could never read my mind, if they tried I would just start thinking really hard & they would pop like a water balloon

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I've just had a stroke of penis

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GENIUS GENIUS GEniuS

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I've just had a stroke of penis

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who's packing me lunch

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I paused the voices in my head to be here

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White boy SHOCKS chinese restaurant staff with fake pack of gum

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"ready or not"

My prepared ass: E

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I don't know why the airport got so mad, I was told I was allowed one carrion

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Me and the headless horseman have one thing in common

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I think it goes without saying

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Grocery store employee: it's dangerous to go alone, take this.

You received 1x shopping cart

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I went to a sorcery convention yesterday & that shit was crazy. They insisted on using live subjects for the spell demonstrations, so I got penis blasted like 8 times.

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That's a common misconception, the stuff they gave to baby Jesus was actually Frankincense's monster