I'm Trash

dumb clown bitch | they/them

[badlydrawneverything]

[sistertaxon]

tried my hand at improving conservative memes

[c-bassmeow]

OMG

[gucci-sneakers]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaijuno]

Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”

[c-bassmeow]

I’m DEAD

[c-bassmeow]

This is real talent. Look at how dynamic her facial expressions are. Her eyes her lips her eyebrows. This is just too good and the timing is impeccable.

[jurromi-deactivated20201116]

doodle of a babey

[boykeats]

asked a ten year old what his favorite kind of weather was, and he answered, "when it's thunder and lightning and the rain pours really hard and the trees snap. hot weather makes me sad." that's relatable, little dude

[lastoneout]

people who invalidate thick line art are cowards

[lastoneout]

I’m trying to post my drawings but my line art is dummy thicc and the scratch of my tablet pen keeps alerting all the art snobs

[emlynns]

handy little guide for parents!

[paper-mario-wiki]

[mrcatfishing]

[vampirebiter]

updating your characters backstory to make it less edgy is like dragging them out of a hot topic by the collar of their mcr shirt 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

[vx3-deactivated20191124]

[penny-anna]

I feel like things would go a lot better if everyone would bear in mind that the way people act on Tumblr is not necessarily indicative of the way they act in real life.

[penny-anna]

Me on Tumblr: I'm gay, I'm a giant lesbean, I am triple gay, I love girls so much, have I mentioned today how gay I am

Me in real life: one time I casually mentioned being gay to someone I didn't know well and it was fine but afterwards I felt nauseous and I haven't done it since

[penny-anna]

my point is (in case it wasn’t obvious) if you’ve ever seen ppl on tumblr being very very loud & proud about their identity and been like ‘ugh why do these tumblr weirdos have to be so loud about being *identity*, why can’t they talk about being *identity* a regular amount like the people I know in real life’, they probably do talk about it a ‘regular’ amount (or not at all) in real life actually

[oregaymi]

caffeine is stored in the me

[oregaymi]

it’s midnight and i can’t sleep

[oregaymi]

stupid …………………………….is also stored in the me

[plannedparenthood]

Condoms Are For Everyone

Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.

1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.

First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.

2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.

It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.

3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.

Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.

And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.

-Emily at Planned Parenthood

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Boosting

[demigender-positivity]

God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies

[valtsv]

character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*

their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*

me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*

me: