spade 'n burner

He/They, Sophomore, Multimuse Selective, main @Ap0110-and-c0

[spadenburner]

S p a d e 'n b u r n e r: intro

[mcflymemes]

"I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU AND NOW WE'RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT IT" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

so... about what happened back there.

did you mean it?

was that the truth?

i'm really glad you told me.

how long have you known?

i'm glad you were the braver of the two of us.

what was that all about?

it sort of... slipped out.

does this change anything between us?

you wouldn't happen to feel the same way, would you?

i just need some time to think.

you make it hard for me to think straight.

what the hell were you thinking back there?

that was a pretty big confession you made back there.

did you mean to blurt that?

so... can we talk about what happened?

are you angry at me?

it was a long time coming, that's for sure.

what if i said i love you, too?

it was the heat of the moment.

that was the wrong place, wrong time!

what on earth are you talking about?

i didn't mean to say it like that.

i told you the truth.

i think i'm just in shock.

it's a lot to consider.

you made things a bit awkward.

i thought i'd never see you again.

did you have to go and say it in front of them?

it was an accident. i didn't mean it.

i thought we agreed we wouldn't cross that line.

you said... "i love you."

i feel the same way, you know.

friends don't say stuff like that.

everything i said was the truth.

i'm not mad, i just need to think about it for a while.

this is a lot to process.

you could have waited to say that.

that wasn't fair.

i think i love you back.

i can't change how i feel.

maybe i've been feeling this way for a long time.

you didn't know?

i think i feel the same way.

i'm not sure what to believe.

we were about to be separated... it slipped out.

i thought i was about to die. i figured i should tell you the truth before that happened.

i can tell you're mad.

we're just friends!

cut the bullshit. tell me the truth.

maybe we should talk about this another time.

stop beating around the bush.

well... that happened.

were you ever going to tell me?

you just made things ten times more awkward.

once this is all over... let's talk about this again.

maybe we can work things out after all.

for what it's worth... i feel the same way.

[spadenburner]

Kaitou Kid hummed a small tune, sitting on the railing of some poor unsuspecting hotel guest's balcony. The heist had gone off without a hitch, as usual for his level of great skill, the gem secured and checked as usual, but to no avail. Still not Pandora. He let out a long, exhausted sigh. "Why do I even bother..." He leaned back, legs dangling, glad that he had taken a rest. Flight was normally not his choice of escape, but it had been necessary for his flourish: his performance to catch their eyes. Kaitou pulled out the gem once more, curious, checking once more, before he stuffed it unceremoniously into his pocket and let out another sigh into his hands. 'What a long night...'

[spadenburner]

"You're beautiful!"

Said a fan of Kid meanwhile give a shy slime to him.

Kaitou paused, caught off guard for a moment, before he smiled and bowed. "Thank you! It's not everyday somebody compliments an international jewel thief such as myself." He looked up from the bow at the fan with a curious gaze, before glancing side to side. It wasn't the most crowded district, so perhaps he had some time before his escape...? "Who might you be, if you don't mind answering?"

[sailorlover17]

the girl blushes a little as he thanks him for the compliment and shyly lowers her gaze to then look at him.

"oh there's no need to thank me, I'm just telling the truth."

That's what she said as she put her hand together, feeling her brown locks fly against the wind, hearing him ask her name. the girl just bows to him.

"I'm Emily, it's a great pleasure to meet you."

he replied, returning to his initial posture.

[spadenburner]

'such a proper lady... her name sounds foreign...' "The pleasure is all mine." Kaitou gave a wink, before straightening up from his own bow. He considered her for a second, before speaking again. "Would you hold something for me, just for a moment?" With a flourish, he presented his target of the night. He wanted to see how she reacted to actions like this...

[sailorlover17]

'He's incredibly charming...'

Her thoughts echoed as she felt her skin heat up even more with KID's wink, a smile formed feeling slightly excited to see him be like she always looked on TV through the news — So charming — her expression suddenly changed; to a confused one who tilted to the side slightly.

"Eh—? One thing..?"

The same question in a curious way, blinking a few times and then shaking his head in a positive way, accepting the favor.

"Uh.. Of course! And what would it be, Kid-sama?"

So, his eyes widened for seconds in fright, but soon became bright because there was a flower. The famous rose that he holds between photos he appeared with that, the young woman let out an amazed sigh Extending her milky fingers to the object in the place where the thief was.

"Wow! This... It's beautiful.."

He whispered with his gaze illuminated by the moonlight.

"Wait."

She lowered her fingers a little.

"Is it for me...?"

She asked the question; tilting the head to the side.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." His smile was a little less show, and a little more delight. He always enjoyed showing off. "And if you take a look in the center of the bud..." Kaitou pushed back the petals near the center, revealing a sparkling gem amidst them, the same red as the rose, "You might just find something worthwhile." He stepped a little closer. Kaitou was curious. Not many people approached him for no need. And while sure, he had fans, it was a mix of concerning and fascinating that she had found him when other's had failed. What other surprises did she have in store..?

[sailorlover17]

That cute look turned to surprise with him responding that it was hers. Then he smiled a sideways smile, softening her expression.

"Serious? "

The awakening of curiosity in the girl made her lean forward, looking more closely with her innocent gaze.

"Hmmm... Hmm.."

She hummed curiously; while noticing something that was between his green gaul.

"A... Well, a note."

She extends her fingers again, already taking the gift; along with what I had noticed in a delicate way.

"Hmm.. "

She lowered her gaze slightly to gently separate the paper from the flower to leave the flower on the ground.

"Just for a moment yes?"

She warned him, intending that she didn't want to hurt his feelings, smiling docilely in front of him, who then opened the paper.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." Kaitou took a step or two back, curious, before sitting on a nearby mailbox. This back road in particular had almost no foot traffic. It was a convenient place to mail gems he was done with. He wondered if Emily knew that. The note read, in elegant handwriting belonging to himself:

For you who's found my secret I give a rose's clarity Please return my gem! ~Kaitou Kid

He rapped his fingers, watching her read. "It was originally intended as a taunt for the Keibu, but I'm very glad it's found use elsewhere."

[sailorlover17]

When reading the note, she frowned, confused by it all, however, when listening to Kaito's explanation. A low laugh came out against his lips that hid the note between his face that blushed a lot due to his beauty.

"Oh... Sorry... "

She quickly apologized as she bent down to pick up the rose. He got up to take two steps forward, reducing the space they were in. Then your fingers went towards his tie, catching it.

"I don't think I thanked you in a way that was appropriate for the moment."

So she pulled him to the side so that her lips touched his face, kissing him in a tender way that he then let go.

"Sorry for this so repetitive, kid-sama.."

[spadenburner]

Kaitou watched her approach, curious, before he felt his heart rate pick up as his tie was yanked forward. "Miss, I-" He blinked. She- she was kissing him? Oh! "I uh-" He reached to feel where she had kissed him, face alight with flush. He must be beet red under the monocle. Kaitou tipped his hat forwards to hide his embarrassment. "Th-thank you for that. Its a very good way to thank somebody." He mumbled the last bit. "Maybe I should give more gifts..."

[sailorlover17]

"S-SORRYYY—! I-I-I-I... ehhh..... Ehhh... "

oh God—!

she literally just kissed his face and then started having a nervous attack; She looked around to see if the police were nearby and then looked at them.

"I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry!"

[spadenburner]

"Hey! Calm down Emily-san!" Kaitou stood up, reaching out and grabbing her forearms to calm her down. "You're alright, I understand. I can be quite charming." He gave a small chuckle, de-escalating the scene and his own nerves, before letting go and grabbing the rose. He gestured it out to her for the second time that night, a new note attached. "It was surprising, but not unappreciated, I can tell you that! Now then!" With a flourish, he changed from his white formal suit to something more casual, although his face was still concealed; a pair of glasses and a ball cap worked wonders when you knew how to model them. "As long as you aren't the type to kiss and tell, I think I could walk you home on a late night like this?" Despite his suave tone, he rocked back and forth on his heels in nervousness. This would be, technically, his first date. Even if it only semi counted- he was supposed to be Kid right now, not Kaito.

[spadenburner]

"You're beautiful!"

Said a fan of Kid meanwhile give a shy slime to him.

Kaitou paused, caught off guard for a moment, before he smiled and bowed. "Thank you! It's not everyday somebody compliments an international jewel thief such as myself." He looked up from the bow at the fan with a curious gaze, before glancing side to side. It wasn't the most crowded district, so perhaps he had some time before his escape...? "Who might you be, if you don't mind answering?"

[sailorlover17]

the girl blushes a little as he thanks him for the compliment and shyly lowers her gaze to then look at him.

"oh there's no need to thank me, I'm just telling the truth."

That's what she said as she put her hand together, feeling her brown locks fly against the wind, hearing him ask her name. the girl just bows to him.

"I'm Emily, it's a great pleasure to meet you."

he replied, returning to his initial posture.

[spadenburner]

'such a proper lady... her name sounds foreign...' "The pleasure is all mine." Kaitou gave a wink, before straightening up from his own bow. He considered her for a second, before speaking again. "Would you hold something for me, just for a moment?" With a flourish, he presented his target of the night. He wanted to see how she reacted to actions like this...

[sailorlover17]

'He's incredibly charming...'

Her thoughts echoed as she felt her skin heat up even more with KID's wink, a smile formed feeling slightly excited to see him be like she always looked on TV through the news — So charming — her expression suddenly changed; to a confused one who tilted to the side slightly.

"Eh—? One thing..?"

The same question in a curious way, blinking a few times and then shaking his head in a positive way, accepting the favor.

"Uh.. Of course! And what would it be, Kid-sama?"

So, his eyes widened for seconds in fright, but soon became bright because there was a flower. The famous rose that he holds between photos he appeared with that, the young woman let out an amazed sigh Extending her milky fingers to the object in the place where the thief was.

"Wow! This... It's beautiful.."

He whispered with his gaze illuminated by the moonlight.

"Wait."

She lowered her fingers a little.

"Is it for me...?"

She asked the question; tilting the head to the side.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." His smile was a little less show, and a little more delight. He always enjoyed showing off. "And if you take a look in the center of the bud..." Kaitou pushed back the petals near the center, revealing a sparkling gem amidst them, the same red as the rose, "You might just find something worthwhile." He stepped a little closer. Kaitou was curious. Not many people approached him for no need. And while sure, he had fans, it was a mix of concerning and fascinating that she had found him when other's had failed. What other surprises did she have in store..?

[sailorlover17]

That cute look turned to surprise with him responding that it was hers. Then he smiled a sideways smile, softening her expression.

"Serious? "

The awakening of curiosity in the girl made her lean forward, looking more closely with her innocent gaze.

"Hmmm... Hmm.."

She hummed curiously; while noticing something that was between his green gaul.

"A... Well, a note."

She extends her fingers again, already taking the gift; along with what I had noticed in a delicate way.

"Hmm.. "

She lowered her gaze slightly to gently separate the paper from the flower to leave the flower on the ground.

"Just for a moment yes?"

She warned him, intending that she didn't want to hurt his feelings, smiling docilely in front of him, who then opened the paper.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." Kaitou took a step or two back, curious, before sitting on a nearby mailbox. This back road in particular had almost no foot traffic. It was a convenient place to mail gems he was done with. He wondered if Emily knew that. The note read, in elegant handwriting belonging to himself:

For you who's found my secret I give a rose's clarity Please return my gem! ~Kaitou Kid

He rapped his fingers, watching her read. "It was originally intended as a taunt for the Keibu, but I'm very glad it's found use elsewhere."

[sailorlover17]

When reading the note, she frowned, confused by it all, however, when listening to Kaito's explanation. A low laugh came out against his lips that hid the note between his face that blushed a lot due to his beauty.

"Oh... Sorry... "

She quickly apologized as she bent down to pick up the rose. He got up to take two steps forward, reducing the space they were in. Then your fingers went towards his tie, catching it.

"I don't think I thanked you in a way that was appropriate for the moment."

So she pulled him to the side so that her lips touched his face, kissing him in a tender way that he then let go.

"Sorry for this so repetitive, kid-sama.."

[spadenburner]

Kaitou watched her approach, curious, before he felt his heart rate pick up as his tie was yanked forward. "Miss, I-" He blinked. She- she was kissing him? Oh! "I uh-" He reached to feel where she had kissed him, face alight with flush. He must be beet red under the monocle. Kaitou tipped his hat forwards to hide his embarrassment. "Th-thank you for that. Its a very good way to thank somebody." He mumbled the last bit. "Maybe I should give more gifts..."

[spadenburner]

"You're beautiful!"

Said a fan of Kid meanwhile give a shy slime to him.

Kaitou paused, caught off guard for a moment, before he smiled and bowed. "Thank you! It's not everyday somebody compliments an international jewel thief such as myself." He looked up from the bow at the fan with a curious gaze, before glancing side to side. It wasn't the most crowded district, so perhaps he had some time before his escape...? "Who might you be, if you don't mind answering?"

[sailorlover17]

the girl blushes a little as he thanks him for the compliment and shyly lowers her gaze to then look at him.

"oh there's no need to thank me, I'm just telling the truth."

That's what she said as she put her hand together, feeling her brown locks fly against the wind, hearing him ask her name. the girl just bows to him.

"I'm Emily, it's a great pleasure to meet you."

he replied, returning to his initial posture.

[spadenburner]

'such a proper lady... her name sounds foreign...' "The pleasure is all mine." Kaitou gave a wink, before straightening up from his own bow. He considered her for a second, before speaking again. "Would you hold something for me, just for a moment?" With a flourish, he presented his target of the night. He wanted to see how she reacted to actions like this...

[sailorlover17]

'He's incredibly charming...'

Her thoughts echoed as she felt her skin heat up even more with KID's wink, a smile formed feeling slightly excited to see him be like she always looked on TV through the news — So charming — her expression suddenly changed; to a confused one who tilted to the side slightly.

"Eh—? One thing..?"

The same question in a curious way, blinking a few times and then shaking his head in a positive way, accepting the favor.

"Uh.. Of course! And what would it be, Kid-sama?"

So, his eyes widened for seconds in fright, but soon became bright because there was a flower. The famous rose that he holds between photos he appeared with that, the young woman let out an amazed sigh Extending her milky fingers to the object in the place where the thief was.

"Wow! This... It's beautiful.."

He whispered with his gaze illuminated by the moonlight.

"Wait."

She lowered her fingers a little.

"Is it for me...?"

She asked the question; tilting the head to the side.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." His smile was a little less show, and a little more delight. He always enjoyed showing off. "And if you take a look in the center of the bud..." Kaitou pushed back the petals near the center, revealing a sparkling gem amidst them, the same red as the rose, "You might just find something worthwhile." He stepped a little closer. Kaitou was curious. Not many people approached him for no need. And while sure, he had fans, it was a mix of concerning and fascinating that she had found him when other's had failed. What other surprises did she have in store..?

[sailorlover17]

That cute look turned to surprise with him responding that it was hers. Then he smiled a sideways smile, softening her expression.

"Serious? "

The awakening of curiosity in the girl made her lean forward, looking more closely with her innocent gaze.

"Hmmm... Hmm.."

She hummed curiously; while noticing something that was between his green gaul.

"A... Well, a note."

She extends her fingers again, already taking the gift; along with what I had noticed in a delicate way.

"Hmm.. "

She lowered her gaze slightly to gently separate the paper from the flower to leave the flower on the ground.

"Just for a moment yes?"

She warned him, intending that she didn't want to hurt his feelings, smiling docilely in front of him, who then opened the paper.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." Kaitou took a step or two back, curious, before sitting on a nearby mailbox. This back road in particular had almost no foot traffic. It was a convenient place to mail gems he was done with. He wondered if Emily knew that. The note read, in elegant handwriting belonging to himself:

For you who's found my secret I give a rose's clarity Please return my gem! ~Kaitou Kid

He rapped his fingers, watching her read. "It was originally intended as a taunt for the Keibu, but I'm very glad it's found use elsewhere."

[spadenburner]

"You're beautiful!"

Said a fan of Kid meanwhile give a shy slime to him.

Kaitou paused, caught off guard for a moment, before he smiled and bowed. "Thank you! It's not everyday somebody compliments an international jewel thief such as myself." He looked up from the bow at the fan with a curious gaze, before glancing side to side. It wasn't the most crowded district, so perhaps he had some time before his escape...? "Who might you be, if you don't mind answering?"

[sailorlover17]

the girl blushes a little as he thanks him for the compliment and shyly lowers her gaze to then look at him.

"oh there's no need to thank me, I'm just telling the truth."

That's what she said as she put her hand together, feeling her brown locks fly against the wind, hearing him ask her name. the girl just bows to him.

"I'm Emily, it's a great pleasure to meet you."

he replied, returning to his initial posture.

[spadenburner]

'such a proper lady... her name sounds foreign...' "The pleasure is all mine." Kaitou gave a wink, before straightening up from his own bow. He considered her for a second, before speaking again. "Would you hold something for me, just for a moment?" With a flourish, he presented his target of the night. He wanted to see how she reacted to actions like this...

[sailorlover17]

'He's incredibly charming...'

Her thoughts echoed as she felt her skin heat up even more with KID's wink, a smile formed feeling slightly excited to see him be like she always looked on TV through the news — So charming — her expression suddenly changed; to a confused one who tilted to the side slightly.

"Eh—? One thing..?"

The same question in a curious way, blinking a few times and then shaking his head in a positive way, accepting the favor.

"Uh.. Of course! And what would it be, Kid-sama?"

So, his eyes widened for seconds in fright, but soon became bright because there was a flower. The famous rose that he holds between photos he appeared with that, the young woman let out an amazed sigh Extending her milky fingers to the object in the place where the thief was.

"Wow! This... It's beautiful.."

He whispered with his gaze illuminated by the moonlight.

"Wait."

She lowered her fingers a little.

"Is it for me...?"

She asked the question; tilting the head to the side.

[spadenburner]

"Of course." His smile was a little less show, and a little more delight. He always enjoyed showing off. "And if you take a look in the center of the bud..." Kaitou pushed back the petals near the center, revealing a sparkling gem amidst them, the same red as the rose, "You might just find something worthwhile." He stepped a little closer. Kaitou was curious. Not many people approached him for no need. And while sure, he had fans, it was a mix of concerning and fascinating that she had found him when other's had failed. What other surprises did she have in store..?

[spadenburner]

"You're beautiful!"

Said a fan of Kid meanwhile give a shy slime to him.

Kaitou paused, caught off guard for a moment, before he smiled and bowed. "Thank you! It's not everyday somebody compliments an international jewel thief such as myself." He looked up from the bow at the fan with a curious gaze, before glancing side to side. It wasn't the most crowded district, so perhaps he had some time before his escape...? "Who might you be, if you don't mind answering?"

[sailorlover17]

the girl blushes a little as he thanks him for the compliment and shyly lowers her gaze to then look at him.

"oh there's no need to thank me, I'm just telling the truth."

That's what she said as she put her hand together, feeling her brown locks fly against the wind, hearing him ask her name. the girl just bows to him.

"I'm Emily, it's a great pleasure to meet you."

he replied, returning to his initial posture.

[spadenburner]

'such a proper lady... her name sounds foreign...' "The pleasure is all mine." Kaitou gave a wink, before straightening up from his own bow. He considered her for a second, before speaking again. "Would you hold something for me, just for a moment?" With a flourish, he presented his target of the night. He wanted to see how she reacted to actions like this...

[spadenburner]

"You're beautiful!"

Said a fan of Kid meanwhile give a shy slime to him.

Kaitou paused, caught off guard for a moment, before he smiled and bowed. "Thank you! It's not everyday somebody compliments an international jewel thief such as myself." He looked up from the bow at the fan with a curious gaze, before glancing side to side. It wasn't the most crowded district, so perhaps he had some time before his escape...? "Who might you be, if you don't mind answering?"

[slutpoppers]

[slutpoppers]

[rubymemes]

𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

[rubymemes]

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the 2004 movie Howl's Moving Castle. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary.)

"You're beautiful!"

"It's hideous!"

"Give it to me."

"What a dump."

"Now I'm repulsive."

"I can't live like this."

"You saved me, (name)."

"I missed you too, (name)."

"A heart's a heavy burden."

"You really want it that badly?"

"I don't care if you're a monster."

"What difference does it make?"

"It's a present for you. Come see."

"I've never felt so peaceful before."

"I was looking everywhere for you."

"You didn't have to come back, (name)."

"There you are, sweetheart, sorry I'm late."

"Don't be alarmed, but I'm being followed."

"You are by far the tackiest thing here."

"Please, (name). I know I can be of help to you"

"I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."

"Seems everyone in this family's got problems."

"Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you."

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."

"Here’s another curse for you — may all your bacon burn."

"You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman."

"I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful."

"I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information."

"He's calling the spirits of darkness… I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him!"

[spadenburner]

"Oi, Kudo!"

▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▢Hattori Heiji, ⚥▢ ▢17 years of age, 7/13▢ ▢Best detective in the west! Kendo red belt, motorist, and guitar freak▢ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Tag: #Benkei-HattoriHeiji

[mcflymemes]

NATIONAL TREASURE (2004) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i'm gonna steal it.

who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

if it's any consolation, you had me convinced.

you're not hurt, are you?

i am so getting fired for this.

is there a question in there?

we have no money.

how about a bribe?

it was cool. you should try it sometime.

we can't go back there.

i've never been so happy to be proven wrong.

you handled that well.

are you trying to steal that?

it's thirty-five dollars.

you know the key to running a convincing bluff? every once in a while you've got to be holding all the cards.

stop talking. start the van.

you're treasure hunters, aren't you?

i'm still working on it.

why don't you just come back down here and we can talk through this together.

don't speak again.

is that the hot girl?

are you with me?

what do you think? i'm a hostage.

do you trust me?

once we catch them, what do we do?

is this real?

i made something for you.

tell me what i need to know.

just another clue.

i can explain, but i don't have time.

i wasted 20 years of my life, and now you've destroyed yours.

what was the secret?

i found something!

i broke a shoelace this morning.

it can't be done.

i understand your bitterness. i really do.

i want you to have a chance to do that.

i've got some duct tape in the back.

promise you won't be any trouble.

i finally figured it out.

the treasure is a myth.

we need more juice.

you're all lunatics!

still a little on edge from being shot at, but i'll be okay. thanks for asking.

see? okay? now could you please stop shouting?

give me that!

you would do well, [name], to be a little more civilized in this instance.

who were those men?

we did the only thing we could do to keep it safe.

we probably deserved that.

i was thinking, what if we go public? plaster the story all over the internet.

it's not like we have our reputations to worry about.

people don't talk that way anymore.

beautiful, huh?

i have no idea what you said.

if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.

what do you see?

what time is it now?

we missed it.

i know something about history that you don't.

i'd be very excited to learn about it.

hold on one second. let me just take in this moment.

this is cool. is this how you feel all the time?

[name], you're a genius.

how do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?

the aliens helped them.

i volunteered.

it's invisible.

i'm sorry for your suffering.

when are we gonna get there?

i'm hungry. this car smells weird.

i'm so sorry i dropped you.

i would have done exactly the same to you.

why can't they just say "go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?"

anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help.

we don't need someone crazy.

[name], are you crying?

look. stairs.

i'm guessing that's significant.

i'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.

stay as long as you like.

you want something?

i see what you left him.

this isn't a day for "um."

we didn't find the information credible.

well, this might be possible.

i leveled with you one hundred percent.

everything i told you was the truth.

it's not a conspiracy theory.

you know what? i take it back.

i'm in a little trouble.

this... is huge.

you are gonna go to prison. you know that, right?

that would bother most people.

you know what you have to do.

i'm just trying to think if there's anything else we could do.

i'm not letting it out of my sight.

how do you look?

a toast to high treason.

here's to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right.

why do you need them?

look... this is a waste of time.

i'm still not against you.

i really couldn't accept something like this normally.

we don't actually have it.

did bigfoot take it?

is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?

get out of there. get out of there now!

[name], can you hear me?

can i marry your brain?

our evil plan is working.

why does that never happen to me?

meet me at the car. call me if you have any problems.

no broken bones?

a jump like that could kill a man.

[mcflymemes]

THE MUMMY (1999) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

by the way... why did you kiss me?

it seemed like a good idea at the time.

that's called stealing, you know.

is it dangerous?

stop it! you'll kill them!

get me a glass of bourbon.

this just keeps getting better and better.

this door doesn't open.

who opened that chest?

i only want four!

the map! i forgot the map!

i think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. i don't like him one bit.

i guess we go home empty-handed... again.

look what i got.

i think you found something.

what exactly is this man in prison for?

you just got promoted.

you're with me on this one, right?

keep him busy.

we are in serious trouble.

this creature is the bringer of death.

you must not read from the book!

where are they taking him?

there's only one person i know that can possibly give us any answers.

can you look me in the eye and guarantee me that this isn't all some kind of flimflam?

i'm a very lonely man.

look at my library!

you're gonna get yours, [name]!

never did like camels.

what do you suppose killed him?

time to go.

take my hand, and i will spare your friends.

will you look at that?

do they know something we don't?

i need a new job.

have you no respect for the dead?

i've dreamt about this since i was a little girl.

you dream about dead guys?

patience is a virtue.

any last requests?

loosen the knot and let me go.

i don't think we need to know this.

ooh... that's gotta hurt.

you... i just don't get.

you probably won't live through it.

everybody else we've bumped into has died. why not you?

you're wondering... what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?

yeah, i was there.

can you swim?

of course we don't let him go!

you'll be dead when they do this.

i think i'll kill you.

think of my children.

i only gamble with my life, never my money.

i may not be an explorer or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker or a gunfighter, but i am proud of what i am.

give me frogs! flies! locusts! anything but you!

compared to you, the other plagues were a joy.

i am so very sorry. it was an accident.

you are a catastrophe.

oh my god, i hate it when these things do that.

is he supposed to look like that?

of course i can swim, if the occasion calls for it.

now, because of you, we have failed.

you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?

what did you say?

i don't want to tell you.

let me get this straight.

you don't have any children.

you lied to me.

i lie to everybody.

what makes you so special?

sorry. didn't mean to scare you.

the only thing that scares me are your manners.

have you got any bright ideas?

i'm thinking. i'm thinking!

you'd better think of something fast.

what are we going to do?

wait here! i'll go get help!

i thought you said you didn't believe in all this fairy tales and hokum stuff.

forget it! we're out the door, we're down the hall, and we're gone!

i told you not to play around with that thing.

you heard the man. no mortal weeapons can kill this guy.

listen! we've got to do something!

is that my problem?

i appreciate you saving my life and all, but when i signed on, i agreed to take you out there and bring you back. end of job, end of story, contract terminated.

that's all i am to you? a contract?

you can either tag along with me or stay here and try to save the world.

do something!

you know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.

what's the challenge then?

rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, and save the world.

death is only the beginning.

why are you going back?

i'm going downstairs to get me a drink. you want something?

[mcflymemes]

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (1989) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i hate these guys.

this is a new experience for me.

it happens to me all the time.

you lost today, [name]. but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

may we go home now, please?

i've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

he sticks out like a sore thumb. we'll find him.

does anyone here speak english?

what are you hiding?

archaeology is the search for fact, not truth.

forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world.

we do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "x" never... ever marks the spot.

70% of all archaeology is done in the library. researching. reading.

we cannot afford to take mythology at face value.

help me get us out of here.

are you kidding? i made all that up.

she talks in her sleep.

try not to talk.

give me your other hand. i can't hold on.

i can get it. i can almost reach it.

[name], let it go.

those people are trying to kill us.

i didn't know you could fly a plane.

our situation has not improved.

i'm as human as the next man.

i'm like a bad penny, i always turn up.

throw down the gun or the girl will die.

no! don't shoot!

please do what he says!

[name], what are you doing here?

head for the fireplace!

why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?

don't look at me like that.

i would have done anything to get it. you would have done the same.

i'm sorry you think so.

i'll never forgive myself.

thank god... it's fake.

look, can we discuss this later?

i came here to save you!

look what you did! i can't believe what you did!

i'll never forget how wonderful it was.

you have chosen wisely.

did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day?

now look, i've gone and caught a sniffle.

don't take that tone with me!

this is the second time i've had to reclaim my property from you.

that belongs in a museum.

why are you trying to kill us?

my soul is prepared. how's yours?

what have you brought?

i'm sorry about your head. i thought that you were one of them.

you came back for the book?

is that what you think of me?

who gives a damn what you believe?

follow me. i know the way.

i find that if i just sit down to think... the solution presents itself.

in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.

we didn't talk. we've never talked.

what are you complaining about?

you could go down in history.

you're going the wrong way.

the pen is mightier than the sword.

are you crazy? don't go between them!

my reputation preceeds me.

it would make me very happy.

shooting me won't get you anywhere.

we're well out of range.

you call this archaeology?

we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago.

we're just one step away.

since i've met you, i've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait.

we're caught in the middle of something sinister here.

you're a great deal like your father.

how dare you kiss me.

leave me alone. i don't like fast women.

you say this has been just another typical day for you, huh?

you're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend.

if only i could have been there with you.