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[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[hungwy]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[marticular]

i think about this a lot

[grimeclown]

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

[zealockthegreat]

[blackberrybug55]

dark ocean; strange waters

[chaossmith2]

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

[hungry-skeleton]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[nyc-looks]

Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

we need him today more than ever

[notfocks]

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023

[bread-making-vikings]

begging everyone to watch the French contestant introducing herself at Miss World she's last if you want to skip some other fucking wild deliveries

[bespeckledbauble]

[yournewfriendshouse]

F̷̧̛̛̛͍̳͎̲̥̱͕͚͙͒̃̅̄̑̒̐̈́̐̑̉͗̂̿͗̏̇̃̒̋̑͆͌́̑͂̏̍̊̿́̓̃̓̈́̚̚̚ͅR̴̛̝̭̤̭̋͒͑̐̀̇͛̔̃̈́̓́͌͑͋͠͝͝A̷̡̨͔͔̗̲͉͓͌͛̀̋͑͗̅̿̊͛͆͘͠N̴̛̘̦̞̜͕̈́͛͐̓͗̉̾͋́̌̆̂̉̆̔͗̈́̈͑̽̽͒͗̏̔̎̀́͊̒̽͊̀͘͘͠͝͠͝C̸̨̩͔̗͈͇͎̥̼̮̣̦͔̬̻̬͚͚͓̘̖̩͈͔͔̟͂͗̃̉́̈́͊͋̈̽̃́̋͊̐̅̑́̀͋͗̌͐̑̈́͂̍̃̋̍̈́̍̃͌͘͜͠͝ͅE̷̟̲͈̯̜̭̯̪͑̐̀͋̈́̿̾͐̒́̿̃̉̂͒͒̈́̊̊͊͌̅̄̅̃̆̊̿͘͘͝͠

[nyc-looks]

Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

we need him today more than ever

[weonsinnombre]

[klaus-laserdisc]

I know I’m the old technology freak but… These new fridges are terrible. Trust me.

I was a tech for a while and serviced them. You’d be lucky to get 3 years without a major failure.

Strong beige box lasts for 20+ years and plus it comes with The Guy

[ghostzvne]

a few years ago, i made a flowchart for my partner in order to convince them to leave a pathfinder group that was actively making their life worse. today i revised my original chart to convince a friend to leave her d&d group that is actively making her life worse.

here is the chart. i promise its utility is not only with tabletop RPGs but it does have a high hit rate for those