LIVING ON VIDEO

=============== LIVING ON VIDEO =============== Past, Present, Future

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[fettiowi]

[punkitt-is-here]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[lostfunzones]

Herbert Bayer, Chromatic Intersection. 1970. Screenprint on paper.

[997]

huge shout out to this style of photography

[important-cat-pics]

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[dogpuppy]

[sortofdamocles]

[cinnamnt]

i can’t stop thinking about this soulless husk i saw at a thrift market today. like okay um Hi

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Concorde... Airport '79 - Concept and final movie poster art by John Berkey (1979)

[ozempicofficial]

[charl0ttan]

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[charl0ttan]

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[charl0ttan]

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[charl0ttan]

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[charl0ttan]

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[charl0ttan]

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[thegikitiki]

Kitchen Design & Decor, 1948 Illustration

[thegikitiki]

Source: The Giki Tiki Archives

[seat-safety-switch]

A truly great recliner is not just a gift to yourself. It's a present to your entire family, because they'll get some glorious moments alone after you pass out in it while watching the game. Even well before Ted Laz-E-Boy died from being crucified (recreationally) in 1962, people have been enjoying the recliners he left behind.

You are not as special as your kindergarten teacher told you that you are. Let's look at your home's seating configuration. Sure, you've probably got a couch or a sofa – Laz-E-Boy makes those too, they just don't try very hard – but they're not the same. Sleeping on a couch is sloppy, piggish. Sleeping in a recliner? Comfort. Think of it as being in the business class of your living room.

Or, if you're into cars, and we all know everyone on Earth is, there's another way to visualize it. Remember bench seats? Back when cars came with those, it was like driving around on a big sofa. You shared the same ass-cushion with everyone else in the car. Whenever you had to take a sharp corner, you were either holding on to the door card or the dashboard to keep from falling onto the driver. A recliner? That there is a bucket seat, like in a race car. A race car... for television.

We hope to be seeing you down at the mall. We're having an eternal going-out-of-business sale, and you can get discounts of up to 70% off the ugliest recliners we couldn't sell anywhere else. It's real easy to find us, too. Here at Laz-E-Boy, we're the only store left in your local mall, like a jungle fungus slowly breaking down an infested corpse. A jungle fungus, that is, of comfort.

[scipunk]

Alien: Romulus (2024)