Puns, violent regret, and spaghetti.

Mostly regret.

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could you imagine running an mp3 through that awful mp3 to midi converter and back through a midi to mp3 converter

all while eating spaghetti

[calamitycons]

It sounds like Papyrus is missing some keys and pressing keys he shouldn’t while trying to play piano.

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[martyfun]

Oh my god

[jelloapocalypse]

This was the post that made me play undertale back when it came out. I saw this guy and I was like “Oh boy, is this the main antagonist? This looks fantastic.”

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I absolutely do not go here but I’m reblogging this because it starts off kind of okay but then it just goes to all kinds of hell and it’s exactly horrible enough to tickle my broken, chronically idiotic funnybone.

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YOU'RE BACK! Hello, it's that anon that kept visiting you all the time back when you two were... active. It's good to see that you're back! (to the muns: never stopped following, despite it being so long. I'm super glad that this blog posted again, as soon as I saw that post I got so happy because you're back on!)

ITS BEEN AWHILE NOW HASNT IT?

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HELLO, OLD FRIENDS

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Hey… lots of scary stuff is happening. I'm terrified. I haven't told a lot of people, but what if someone I told tells a hate-filled person… I don't live in the most hateful place in the world, but still… I'm scared. 50 people were killed. I may be miles away, but I don't want to die… I'm very scared. I know you two are busy. But please… stay safe. This world is scary. I want to talk to you two. I want to be able to talk to you. You help me when I'm scared. Can you please talk to me…?

// You’re not the only one that’s scared, its ok. My aunt, who is an open lesbian, only just moved from Orlando a few months ago, so to hear how hate filled this attack was is horrifying.

// I’m normally pretty good with, for lack of a better term, blocking shit out so it doesn’t bother me, but this, no.

// Stay safe.

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hey… it's been awhile, huh? what do you do when you're sad, or feel broken inside? this feeling isn't fun, and it's really bad at work. normally on my days off it isn't as crushing, but right now it's just… it hurts. my emotions are causing me physical pain. how do you two deal with stuff like this, if it ever happens to you?

SOMETIMES IT HELPS TO JUST PUT YOU FIRST. GET YOURSELF SOME TASTY SNACK OR SOMETHING THTA SMELLS REALLY GOOD AND CURL UP WITH A WARM BLANKET IT. I KNOW IT’S HARD BUT THESE THINGS WILL PASS IN TIME

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Update on my breathing issues! The doctors found nothing wrong with me. It's anxiety. A test they did was having me walk around while they monitored my oxogen levels, and it was at 100% almost the entire time, so I'm getting enough air, even if it doesn't feel like it. So… that's good.

I AM GLAD TO HEAR YOU ARE NOT SICK FRIEND, I HOPE YOU ARE ABLE TO TAKE IT EASY SO YOU DO NOT STRESS YOURSELF OUT

[spaghettiandregretti]

It's been a long time, huh? I know you don't really breathe, since you don't have lungs, but I've been having trouble breathing. It's bugging me, and I can't figure out why it's happening. I'm going to see a doctor soon, but as I type this it isn't becoming just hard to breathe- it's getting painful. I don't know why I'm telling you this, since, again, you don't have lungs. I guess I'm just trying to talk to you two. I have to work despite my pain, and going home won't change a thing…

-baps- YOU ARE BETTER NOW

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I really need to stop sending these messages. I know you two are busy. But I want to know how you deal with the cold? I've lived where I currently am for as long as I can remember, and it seems like my cold tolerance has been decreasing. Any tips on staying warm?

BUNDLE UP

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How do you calm down after a bad day? A lot of stupid things happened today, and now I'm mad! But… I'm starting to be a little sad… and I know I need to sleep, but I can't…

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE SAD OR MAD AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO FEEL THAT. HIDING AWAY OR BOTTLING FEELINGS IS NEVER GOOD JUST KNOW THAT WHATEVER YOU ARE FEELING YOU ARE NOT ALONE AND WE WILL BE HERE THOUGH IT.

I HOPE YOU REST WELL WHEN YOU ARE UP TO IT MY FRIEND

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Have either of you ever gotten sick? In any way. Like, really sick or just a little cold? Do skeletons throw up? Fevers? Runny nose? (Probably not) I'm just wondering. Any insane dreams/delusions when/if you get sick? Do monsters even get sick?

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Have either of you considered wearing business suits? Because today at work I saw a guy try some business suit coats on… I don't know what they're called… anyway, I appreciated it. I really like men in suits. I feel like a lot of people do. (I also want to see Papyrus draw himself in a business suit. Or Sans. Please, I need to see that.)

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Well, it's been awhile since I sent an ask here. So, how about a totally random question? Does the name W. D. Gaster mean anything to you two? Just wondering.

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AT WORK I SAW THESE SKELETON NAPKINS THAT SAID "Bone Appetite!" AND MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS SANS! (Sorry about the all caps. I'm passionate about things. And then I get too happy. And weird people out. I can babble for ages. I think I'll stop talking now.

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… hi again. you two are busy. I understand. heh… funny, isn't it? I… never mind. it doesn't matter. just know that someone out there cares about you two. I hope you never forget that.

NEVER TOO BUZZY FOR A FRIEND.

ILU

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((Hey folks, I’m really sorry for not having answered any asks lately. I’m in mind of a shitty state of mind right now. I’ll try to get myself back up and running soon, but until then, I’m probably gonna be kinda quiet. I’m really sorry.))

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Are you sure you knew it?

YES

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A missing parrot is called a polygon…? Also, the solution to mine is a door. It can hold you out, or let you in. Plus, front DOOR, back DOOR. The word connects front and back. So, a door.

ↁ_ↁ I KNEW THAT