#pollygone

[mrsnippits-blog]

‼️🦜When American President Andrew Jackson passed away in 1845, his pet African Grey parrot named Poll apparently didn’t appreciate all the strange visitors paying their respects, and began cursing terribly and disturbing the ceremony. The minister in charge had to have Poll evicted from the funeral for his FOWL language. ________________________________________ . . ________________________________________ #PollyGone #parrot #bird #pet #pets #language #translation #swearing #swearjar #funeral #AmericanHistory #president #potus #gocomics #igcomic #comicstrip #fact (at Tennessee, USA) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_-HmiJprIV/?igshid=1nd8jzf9xv07a

[spaghettiandregretti]

A missing parrot is called a polygon…? Also, the solution to mine is a door. It can hold you out, or let you in. Plus, front DOOR, back DOOR. The word connects front and back. So, a door.

ↁ_ↁ I KNEW THAT

[watermellyn]

pollygone replied to your post: “Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself,…”:

THESE ARE ALL SO ACCURATEyour nose is flawless

I ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE OF YOUR MOM one time on the ferry to wildwood she just looked at me and said “you have a nose that a lot of people ask us for” when she worked for a plastic surgeon and it’s my favorite compliment i’ve ever been given.

also i went to send you the chain message thing but your ask must be turned off

[theoneandonlypolly]

*~ New Video! :D ~*

How to make a mouse charm

if you enjoyed it remember to check out the rest of my videos 

youtube.com/pollygonetv

[watermellyn]

I love how 5 out of 10 posts on the first page of Becca's tumblr have my name on them.

Usually in all caps.

[watermellyn]

I can't post on Becca's fb about our drinking adventures because of her mom

so I'm going to make a list here. It's going to be "Ellyn and Becca's Drinking Bucket List"

1. An All of The lights remix just came on fratmusic, which prompted this. We have yet to watch this music video on my hugeass living room tv while inebriated.

2. I thought of a drinking game for it too, akin to our other drinking games. Drink every time a light flashes.

3. Drink every time Adam Levine is shirtless in Moves Like Jagger. (The night that started off with this game was GREAT so let's do this again.)

4. Drink every time Big Sean says ass in Dance A$$, NON NICKI VERSION.

5. Drink every time Beyonce is hot as shit.

6. Blenderitas

7. Champong

8. Disaronno ON THE ROCKS

To be continued, Becca add to this

[bardofeast-blog]