deciding to rub between one and five out instead of just going to sleep cuz what if i die in my sleep. and i didnt even jerk it ....
1. Always jerk it
2. Never kill yourself
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deciding to rub between one and five out instead of just going to sleep cuz what if i die in my sleep. and i didnt even jerk it ....
1. Always jerk it
2. Never kill yourself
I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction
My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago
When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(
ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake
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i eat your grandads clothes
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A lady on her couch. Also Percy.
Imagine, if you will, aliens abducting people in Italy and forcing them to eat at Olive Garden.
"Warrior types don't do it for me" okay because this man is over here at a desk making stacks of biological sketches and notes, idk maybe get you a LI who can do both AND his tits are out the entire time.
(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
SYLUS: Can you let me break this curse with a true love's kiss…? Please?
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