[[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

you should talk to a vessel

The next time you see a human (or any lightner you don’t recognize) that isn’t Kris go talk to them they’re very nice. Usually. Just don’t be a dickwad to them and you’ll be fine

(* He might)

I think you could have a third maybe but you’re too stubborn to count it

Go make more friends there’s gotta be SOMEONE who would talk to you

WHO

I know someone who will be your friend

jockington

WHO?

...

you dont know how to make friends do you

(* Why would anyone be his friend?)

BITCH???

go get more friends first god damn

…

motherfucker thats TWO

[KYS]

name THREE friends

KRIS. …[[50GB RAM]]. …

how many friends

name them

TOO M4NY!!!

....

damn bitch u need friends

I HAVE [[Friend Request Accepted]]

how long are you going to keep running?

(* Spamton doesn’t answer this.)

what will you do now, little puppet?

…

[tenna is looking for him. As soon as he sees Spamton, he rushes over.]

Spamton! What HAPPENED?

@sotv-muchtime 🦀 sorry about the very late I’m fighting everything ever

(* Spamton is a little less glitchy than when Queen found him, but with how much he squirmed when she was here, he's not much better either.)

T-T-T[[Trash Heap]]

I-I don’t know how to HELP. I don’t have HEALING MAGIC. Is there anything I CAN do?

(* Spamton's mouth opens and closes as though he's trying to speak, but it just looks like he's being silently puppeted. He reaches for Tenna weakly.)

[he hesitates for a second, but takes his hand tennatively tentatively.]

(* Spamton pulls himself closer and rests his whole head against Tenna's hand.)

[he doesn’t pull away or anything, but he freezes with an expression I can only describe as the same one someone who was not overly fond of children would make upon a nice but surprising child suddenly clinging to their leg. He is experiencing every single emotion at once.]

(* Upon the increase in physical contact, Spamton manages to calm down, and the static fuzz fades from his glasses. Once it's gone, he is able to give himself a sharp whack in the side of the head with the heal of his hand, which serves to somewhat clear both his mind and the excessive glitching. Obviously, neither one fully goes away. Such is the nature of Spamton G Spamton.)

(* But, once he is back to his 'normal' he looks up at Tenna properly.)

You. Er. Are you feeling better?

[[Oh When The-]]DID YOu GET HERE..?

…maybe five minutes ago..?

I DdON’T [rember] TH@T…

that looked like it hurt a LOT.

(* Spamton tries to shrug but he ends up shuddering instead, causing his joints to clack together.)

HAPPENS .

Yeah. I could… bring something next time? Like painkillers.

… HAHEHAEHEHAa! [[Free Painkillers for y-]]?! FOR[]4.99$]] THIS???

AHEHAHAHE!

I already HAVE them. Actually- does it still hurt?

[[incorrectbuzzer.mp3]]

(* It always hurts though)

Okay. …I guess I’ll be OFF!

..See you later!

(* Spamton opens his mouth as if to say something to Tenna, but then closes it and shuffles back towards the dumpster he’s been staying in.)

[tenna is looking for him. As soon as he sees Spamton, he rushes over.]

Spamton! What HAPPENED?

@sotv-muchtime 🦀 sorry about the very late I’m fighting everything ever

(* Spamton is a little less glitchy than when Queen found him, but with how much he squirmed when she was here, he's not much better either.)

T-T-T[[Trash Heap]]

I-I don’t know how to HELP. I don’t have HEALING MAGIC. Is there anything I CAN do?

(* Spamton's mouth opens and closes as though he's trying to speak, but it just looks like he's being silently puppeted. He reaches for Tenna weakly.)

[he hesitates for a second, but takes his hand tennatively tentatively.]

(* Spamton pulls himself closer and rests his whole head against Tenna's hand.)

[he doesn’t pull away or anything, but he freezes with an expression I can only describe as the same one someone who was not overly fond of children would make upon a nice but surprising child suddenly clinging to their leg. He is experiencing every single emotion at once.]

(* Upon the increase in physical contact, Spamton manages to calm down, and the static fuzz fades from his glasses. Once it's gone, he is able to give himself a sharp whack in the side of the head with the heal of his hand, which serves to somewhat clear both his mind and the excessive glitching. Obviously, neither one fully goes away. Such is the nature of Spamton G Spamton.)

(* But, once he is back to his 'normal' he looks up at Tenna properly.)

You. Er. Are you feeling better?

[[Oh When The-]]DID YOu GET HERE..?

…maybe five minutes ago..?

I DdON’T [rember] TH@T…

that looked like it hurt a LOT.

(* Spamton tries to shrug but he ends up shuddering instead, causing his joints to clack together.)

HAPPENS .

Yeah. I could… bring something next time? Like painkillers.

… HAHEHAEHEHAa! [[Free Painkillers for y-]]?! FOR[]4.99$]] THIS???

AHEHAHAHE!

I already HAVE them. Actually- does it still hurt?

[[incorrectbuzzer.mp3]]

(* It always hurts though)

[tenna is looking for him. As soon as he sees Spamton, he rushes over.]

Spamton! What HAPPENED?

@sotv-muchtime 🦀 sorry about the very late I’m fighting everything ever

(* Spamton is a little less glitchy than when Queen found him, but with how much he squirmed when she was here, he's not much better either.)

T-T-T[[Trash Heap]]

I-I don’t know how to HELP. I don’t have HEALING MAGIC. Is there anything I CAN do?

(* Spamton's mouth opens and closes as though he's trying to speak, but it just looks like he's being silently puppeted. He reaches for Tenna weakly.)

[he hesitates for a second, but takes his hand tennatively tentatively.]

(* Spamton pulls himself closer and rests his whole head against Tenna's hand.)

[he doesn’t pull away or anything, but he freezes with an expression I can only describe as the same one someone who was not overly fond of children would make upon a nice but surprising child suddenly clinging to their leg. He is experiencing every single emotion at once.]

(* Upon the increase in physical contact, Spamton manages to calm down, and the static fuzz fades from his glasses. Once it's gone, he is able to give himself a sharp whack in the side of the head with the heal of his hand, which serves to somewhat clear both his mind and the excessive glitching. Obviously, neither one fully goes away. Such is the nature of Spamton G Spamton.)

(* But, once he is back to his 'normal' he looks up at Tenna properly.)

You. Er. Are you feeling better?

[[Oh When The-]]DID YOu GET HERE..?

…maybe five minutes ago..?

I DdON’T [rember] TH@T…

that looked like it hurt a LOT.

(* Spamton tries to shrug but he ends up shuddering instead, causing his joints to clack together.)

HAPPENS .

Yeah. I could… bring something next time? Like painkillers.

… HAHEHAEHEHAa! [[Free Painkillers for y-]]?! FOR[]4.99$]] THIS???

AHEHAHAHE!

[tenna is looking for him. As soon as he sees Spamton, he rushes over.]

Spamton! What HAPPENED?

@sotv-muchtime 🦀 sorry about the very late I’m fighting everything ever

(* Spamton is a little less glitchy than when Queen found him, but with how much he squirmed when she was here, he's not much better either.)

T-T-T[[Trash Heap]]

I-I don’t know how to HELP. I don’t have HEALING MAGIC. Is there anything I CAN do?

(* Spamton's mouth opens and closes as though he's trying to speak, but it just looks like he's being silently puppeted. He reaches for Tenna weakly.)

[he hesitates for a second, but takes his hand tennatively tentatively.]

(* Spamton pulls himself closer and rests his whole head against Tenna's hand.)

[he doesn’t pull away or anything, but he freezes with an expression I can only describe as the same one someone who was not overly fond of children would make upon a nice but surprising child suddenly clinging to their leg. He is experiencing every single emotion at once.]

(* Upon the increase in physical contact, Spamton manages to calm down, and the static fuzz fades from his glasses. Once it's gone, he is able to give himself a sharp whack in the side of the head with the heal of his hand, which serves to somewhat clear both his mind and the excessive glitching. Obviously, neither one fully goes away. Such is the nature of Spamton G Spamton.)

(* But, once he is back to his 'normal' he looks up at Tenna properly.)

You. Er. Are you feeling better?

[[Oh When The-]]DID YOu GET HERE..?

…maybe five minutes ago..?

I DdON’T [rember] TH@T…

that looked like it hurt a LOT.

(* Spamton tries to shrug but he ends up shuddering instead, causing his joints to clack together.)

HAPPENS .