Better Off D{ead}dy

I'M TOMOTHY. DISGRUNTLED AUSSIE SPOOKYMAN NOW ON THAT 30'S GRIND. I DO VIDEO AND WRITING. 50% PUNK, 50% CASE STUDY, 100% TRYING. I LOVE MY FIANCÉ.

[spelldealer]

[bgm05]

I feel my kidneys vibrate at night when I sleep like a princess

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[kropotkindersurprise]

wow can you imagine?

[kropotkindersurprise]

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[life-of-jauxro]

[anachronic-cobra]

This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright

[hapalopus]

If you find this interesting, look into extended mind/body theory :)

Author: Rachel Bourbaki Category: Philosophy of Mind and Language Word Count: 1000 Can your mind be outside of your body? Typically we think

[thatfandomhoe73]

I think there’s a teaboot(?) post about this with a huge security cam system

[teaboot]

Yeah I get twitchy when I don't have my eyes

[yamada-ryo]

Are the ears the only body part of umamusume that got replaced with a horses' or...

[maidthings]

no they have the tails too

[yamada-ryo]

[polkadotmotmot]

John Rush - Pegasus, 2022 - Oil on canvas

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[tanaudel]

Australians! Voting is now open: https://bwf.org.au/queensland-literary-awards/peoples-choice-award-voting (it closes 10 September)

My novel HONEYEATER is shortlisted for the Lord Mayor's People's Choice Queensland Book of the Year Award at the QLAs! It's a very genre novel (ghosts and folk horror and subtropical misbehaviour).

If you're able and willing to vote, that would be amazing. It is, however, an incredible shortlist, so let your heart lead...

... but I think I'm the most on-Tumblr person on it.

[unteriors]

Garagarang Street, Malua Bay, New South Wales.

[surkeart]

real wizards don't support transphobes :-)

[crabussy]

*dumps glass of water on you* wetboy! He's been soaked through like a piece of paper, everyone point and laugh at the wetboy!

(absorbing it like a sponge and getting slightly bigger) am I a spectacle to you cruel people

[crabussy]

*dumps glass of water on you* wetboy! He's been soaked through like a piece of paper, everyone point and laugh at the wetboy!

(absorbing it like a sponge and getting slightly bigger) am I a spectacle to you cruel people

[audhdgoku]

Being Nefarious With Mama

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie