Better Off D{ead}dy

I'M TOMOTHY. DISGRUNTLED AUSSIE SPOOKYMAN NOW ON THAT 30'S GRIND. I DO VIDEO AND WRITING. 50% PUNK, 50% CASE STUDY, 100% TRYING. I LOVE MY FIANCÉ.

[spelldealer]

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[notebeans-galaxy]

no one ever told me this but apparently: asthma makes your posture suck

Musculoskeletal dysfunction and pain in adults with asthma - PubMed

Adults with persistent asthma have musculoskeletal dysfunction and chronic pain that is independent of the severity of their disease but tha

after having an asthma attack that put me in the ER last february i realized i tend to habitually breathe in a way that hides the fact that i am actually wheezing pretty much 24/7. i hunch forward and breathe extremely shallowly out of habit, because if i breathe deeply it's painful and you can hear me wheeze.

following this, i had the realization that my upper back, chest, and shoulder muscles are actually EXTREMELY fucked up. long story short, i have hand and wrist symptoms reminiscent of thoracic outlet syndrome (separate issue affected by shoulder muscle flexibility), and asthma provides the most sensible explanation for why my shoulder muscles became so tight in the first place.

so i did some googling and, lo and behold: this is a thing.

anyway to my fellow lifelong asthmatics, if you find it harder to breathe when you're doing any kind of upper body stretching, you should probably look into controller meds and/or increasing the dose of what you're on. most people can't audibly wheeze on command while their throat is relaxed. i didn't actually realize that i was wheezing 24/7 because i unconsciously altered my posture to make it easier to breathe, making the wheezing not audible despite that i have a constricted airway.

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[seven-winged-liar]

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

[jareckiworld]

Lee Jaeseok — Dancing (acrylic on canvas, 2018)

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[catcrumb]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[naidje]

Try it

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so funny to me that the Mr beast team took some mid range influencers on a tour of beast games and put Folding Ideas and Doug Walker in the same group

[what-even-is-thiss]

Seemingly they were very polite with each other as expected from mostly normal adults but imagine going on a tour of Mr beast hq with Doug Walker which is weird enough but you are also someone who made a whole video about how he doesn’t understand creativity or subtext

[mortimermcmirestinks]

it's like this

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[indigosfindings]

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[mndvx]

Chris Eccleston on that shit let him talk!!!!

[stars-and-spice]

NOW IS HER TIME!!!!!!! where is SHE????

[greyhoundone]