Horny Bastard and Sleazeball

Oh my god you have a gun? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the NRA? - @perkys420

I'm not taking shit from some fucking stoner.

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Oh c'mon, there are way better things to be horny about-

I'm not talking about that. You're fucking weird.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

Yeah. Basically. Also you didn't see shit, Spankoffski.

You know I'd give you a lot less shit if you just quit your job.

Worst cop fucking ever how has he not been fired

Oh my god you have a gun? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the NRA? - @perkys420

I'm not taking shit from some fucking stoner.

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Oh c'mon, there are way better things to be horny about-

I'm not talking about that. You're fucking weird.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

Yeah. Basically. Also you didn't see shit, Spankoffski.

What are you going to do about it scumbag?

I could do a lot about it, bastard.

Like what? Pot's legal nothings gonna happen unless that is you've been smoking on the job? You gonna make me shut up?

Oh my god you have a gun? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the NRA? - @perkys420

I'm not taking shit from some fucking stoner.

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Oh c'mon, there are way better things to be horny about-

I'm not talking about that. You're fucking weird.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

Yeah. Basically. Also you didn't see shit, Spankoffski.

What are you going to do about it scumbag?

Oh my god you have a gun? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the NRA? - @perkys420

I'm not taking shit from some fucking stoner.

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Oh c'mon, there are way better things to be horny about-

I'm not talking about that. You're fucking weird.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

keijithegreat

gay chicken, but we’re both gay so we make out

@spankoffski-bastard

😙😘🥵

lauterishotter

every queer person in hatchetfield rb

i wanna see how many of us are here.

bite-to-eat

Gotta love crawlighg back home at like 6 am covered in blood that is not my own. Perfectly normal Tuesday amiright.

out-of-the-smoke-club

Sure ha become a normal Tuesday night

bite-to-eat

Damn right it is, honestly.

.... I hate that I can't say I find this completely weird anymore.

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

Jerry stands there awkwardly, tugging at the hem of his shirt.

Yeah. I pretty much… don’t want to. But it’s for money… so.

He looks… uncomfortable.

So is it a yes or no then Jer?

It’s a yes. Kiss me and get your money.

He looks disgruntled.

Ugh finally

[Ted grabs Jerry by his collar, pulls him closer and kiss him]

Jerry instinctually leans into it, but he quickly realizes that it was Ted and he pushes him away. He’s blushing a little, but he otherwise looks unhappy. He takes a solid 5 steps back.

Jesus Christ you're so repressed man. Being gay isn't a sin. But whatever, it happened now so we get our money, fuck yeah

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

Jerry stands there awkwardly, tugging at the hem of his shirt.

Yeah. I pretty much… don’t want to. But it’s for money… so.

He looks… uncomfortable.

So is it a yes or no then Jer?

It’s a yes. Kiss me and get your money.

He looks disgruntled.

Ugh finally

[Ted grabs Jerry by his collar, pulls him closer and kiss him]

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

Jerry stands there awkwardly, tugging at the hem of his shirt.

Yeah. I pretty much… don’t want to. But it’s for money… so.

He looks… uncomfortable.

So is it a yes or no then Jer?

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

Sexuality is a choice, because I chose to be attracted to women.

bisexual twin brothers but one is homophobic so true -Admin

.... Buddy... Man... Dude... I may have news for you.

What? I just proved that sexuality is a choice! I chose to be attracted to women.

So... We're you at one point attracted to men and then "chose" to be attracted to be to women instead?

That feels like exactly what I said! It’s proof that Gay people can just choose to be straight!

Dude you are gay and into guys and just repressing it

Sexuality is a choice, because I chose to be attracted to women.

bisexual twin brothers but one is homophobic so true -Admin

.... Buddy... Man... Dude... I may have news for you.

What? I just proved that sexuality is a choice! I chose to be attracted to women.

So... We're you at one point attracted to men and then "chose" to be attracted to be to women instead?

Sexuality is a choice, because I chose to be attracted to women.

bisexual twin brothers but one is homophobic so true -Admin

.... Buddy... Man... Dude... I may have news for you.

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

“no men want to kiss me” oh really??? i bet i can find one.

If you do, feel free to call me.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

You?

Jerry crosses his arms, tapping his foot agitatedly.

Of all the men, who would give me two mil to kiss you?

His voice has venom in it, but realization crosses his face after a moment.

They know I hate you.