bitchy and in love

my name is perky and this is my den. some times i turn into a pupy dog - bi+aro, 38, she/her (Hatchetblr rp blog and lowkey fictive blog(?) by @thecrabbybarista)

[perkys420]

Don't worry abt the way I post about my favorite brunette guy. Don't worry about it.

HERE IS MY AWESOME LABELS AND IDENTITY THINGS: BI! ARO! LATINA! JEWISH! DEMIGIRL! TRANS GIRL! ADHD! AUTISTIC! BPD! HPD! ANARCHIST! I NEED TO COLLECT MORE

This blog is where it all began two years ago in early June. The start of the Hatchetblr roleplay. Emma has no idea.

Ending 1: Let's go to Heaven

Ending 2: ??? (In progress)

[cwunch]

♡

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[go-lick-a-boot]

[mevil]

[thehmn]

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

[heaven011]

[powerviolencebutch]

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

[fluttershyes]

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[tripleennui]

“Skeptic” this, “believer” that: no, the biggest difference between Mulder and Scully is that both are weirdo freaks but Mulder knows it and Scully thinks she’s normal

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[thatdisasterauthor]

This woman is a MENACE.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

TOO GAY FOR THIS

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

does anybody else drunk night sword

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺