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@sparce-grunt
Boss, it's one thing to allow Cutie to fill the pool outside with lava. She needs an outlet for her destructive tendencies, for sure. But what could I do with her when she thinks that filling my SHOES with lava is okay, too?! This is the third pair of feet I've gone through this week!
lay off the LSD and cutie can fill a pool with whatever but not ours. it would mess with the tunnel system
I expected better from Flutter.
You guys like Dunsparce?? NO?? TOO BAD cause i love him /// ♥
I’m Paperwork Grunt
- I can’t get enough of berry juice, soda pop and dried squid snacks.
- I’m from the Kanto region.
- I’ll take anyone on in an arm wrestling match. Anyone.
- I am an OCD bundle of slowly deadening nerves and I like straightening ties and rebuttoning buttons.
- …I miss my parents. Yes, they were cunts, but calling them wouldn’t hurt that badly…right?
- I’m rather perverted, but keep it under professional control. If you hear me say anything lewd, it means I feel totally comfortable around you.
@gladionandnull @wildfirechild1989 @piemaker93 @guzcast @superfastsquiddle Something I kinda wrote on the fly. Seems like something all the grunts should do!
I see how it fuckin is, okay, don’t tag me. I’m gonna do it anyway, fight me!
AY YO IT’S YOUR BRO FROM DOWN BELOW, KING OF THE UNDERGROUND RADIO, SPARCE GRUNT.
-I’m crazy photophobic. -I’m from Unova. -Snakes are my life. -Sleep is for mortals and people with eyelids. I am both of these, why can’t I fuckin sleep? -I feel like bathrooms are terrifyingly disgusting. Anything they can provide, you can get underground. Water? There’s springs. You can dig a privy hole, too, I got a few designated tunnels for that. (If you’re gonna get lost in my tunnels, try not to go down those.) -I get nightmares about my solitude, but I’m terrified to go topside to make meaningful relationships.
-I’m afraid of heights. Anything higher than ground level is the devil’s work. I woke up in a tree once. Took me like six hours to get down. Boss had to throw rocks at me til I fell out.
-I can play some string instruments. The dunsparce really like it, probably got something to do with the vibrations.
When are we getting a jacuzzi in shady house?
THATS WHAT I KEEP SAYING! WE NEED TO GET PAPERWORK ON IT!
And funding.
*hides her money* Yea.. We need.. Funding.. * looks around nervously*
I’ll pay for it. Not like I don’t pay for other things as it is.
Want a below-ground one? We don’t even need funding, I can just dig it n’ use pokemon to heat it and shit.
Hey! Hey! hey! You cute and if you disagree then I'll go to your tunnels and fight you ~scarf grunt❤
THEN COME FIGHT ME
KING OF THE SPARCES
FUCK YEAH I GOT A CROWN N EVERYTHING, I TOOK IT FROM BURGER KING
Still taking requests good sir? If so, how about a Dunspace sleeping next to an Eevee?
I… Took the request very freely hope you don’t mind ^^’
Come to ground level.
No. ｡◕‿‿◕｡
Fine, no Roger.
Guzma - why
Guzma - why are the here (he looks around the grunts in the main room) Plumeria - because there lazy and dont go on missions when we tell them (she hands him a cigarette) Guzma - nah like…. (one of the grunts walks by and the boss grabs them by the arm) like this one…. look at this one (he holds up the grunt like a display object) why is this one here. why not at some job, why not starting there own gang? (he begins lightly shaking the masked grunt) if it came here broken what am i supposed to do if it never gets fixed. is this place where lost ass people come to slowly die? are we telling ourself the truth when we say we offer them hope? or is it just our misery that loves company? Plumeria - gimme that (she grabs the confused grunt out of his hand, brushes the little person off and sets them down where they scamper away) Guzma - sometimes i dont know why we do it. Think that grunt will care? Plumeria - that was moon wearing your clothes… Guzma - the hell… Plumeria - and she took your chain while you were shaking her Guzma - son of a….
GET HER BOSS
Session 7: The Pool
more people should appreciate..
dunsparce
We’re fuckups. There’s no ifs, ands, or buts about it, every single member of Team Skull is royally fucked up. Everyone here has a story to tell- Everyone here has been hurt, and some are still in pain. Some can never even hope to recover.
We’ve been abused, sullied, battered, broken, and abandoned, thrown away like last week’s trash. But no matter how irredeemable a piece of garbage may seem, there’s always someone out there who might take it for themselves and put it to other use.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. One man may throw out metal scraps, and another may gather them and fashion them into a work of art, or something more practical. Or impractical. Or impractically practical, a veritable Rube Goldberg machine.
That’s what we are.We may be garbage to the rest of the world, but to Guzma, we’re useful. He’s taken the time and effort to gather every one of us from the proverbial landfill and recycled us, given us a second chance.
We’re fuckups, but we’re together. Team Skull.
Sparce. Why you no come up when I cook for the team?
Cuz you don’t fuckin tell me.
… am I yelling into the wrong tunnel?
Probably
Sparce. Why you no come up when I cook for the team?
Cuz you don’t fuckin tell me.
Fucking fight me you SCRUB
YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO WE’LL SEE HOW WILD YOU REALLY ARE WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU I’LL FUCKIN TAME YOU
What do you do if a handful of grunts go missing? You say you care about them, but do you care enough to find out what happened? You didn't with Lamp Guy.
lamp guy aint missing and only crazy grunt ever went missing. and came back. now we lojack all grunts for safety reasons.
NOT ME
