Its not in the budget, Sir.

[guzcast-blog]

Visit Original Link

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[gojiberrydraws]

happy skullidays

[careerchip-blog]

Happy New Year!

[animusrox]

[guzcast-blog]

Say that (hypothetically) Cynthia wanted to join Skull. Would you let her in?

ill let her in if she lets me in. get it. do you get it….sex joke…i wanna bang her

[paperwork-grunt]

[guzcast-blog]

FUCK BEING WORRIED!

2018 can catch these fucking hands if it tries a fucking thing

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Guz will protect us all from a shit 2018.

[guzcast-blog]

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT

[oceandiagonale]

Why Guzma isn’t in Team Rainbow Rocket, probably

BONUS:

[guzcast-blog]

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK BY THE ONE WHO WORKS PAPER

[tubbu-wubbu-chubbu]

I made a thing~

[paperwork-grunt]

SIR ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS VIRAL?!!

[paperwork-grunt]

You seem like you could use a hug.

Always.

[guzcast-blog]

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK BY THE ONE WHO WORKS PAPER

[art-of-astrozerk]

Finally finished this. This is why you have barely heard from me. Been working on this as well as Freelance and overtime at work @.@. Sadly I cannot upload this on my youtube since it got blocked in the US and Canada X’D Anyways here you go Team Skull grunts singing to “Hurt Feelings” by Flight of the Conchords.

[guzcast-blog]

question and answer with team skull

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

I am in LOVE with the sheer absurdity that is the idea of Cyrus, a man who all but wanted to blow his brains out, succeeding in creating his nihilistic paradise, a grey and empty world devoid of emotion

then getting pulled through a wormhole into an alternate universe

and planted in fucking 

Alola

[nocturnaltherapist]

[bippa]

[lammergeierdust]

@admiraljellybeans

[guzcast-blog]

DEPRESSION IN HUMAN FORM

[paperwork-grunt]

I'd be willing to make a generous donation to your..."organization", for just one kiss.

Is this Nanu? If so...I'm listening. Do go on.

[guzcast-blog]

Sir, I have confiscated some -ahem- "well written" erotica from the younger grunts. Should I keep it in my safe? - Paperwork Grunt

sure. your safe is probably where they found it 

[paperwork-grunt]

Actually, they claim to have found it under your bed, sir.

[guzcast-blog]

Sir, due to the whole "Rainbow Rocket" debacle, it has raised concerns with some grunts here. Can we try to make a more colorful Team Skull variant? - PW. Grunt

HELL NOblack and white are metaphors bro. and gold makes my chest look tasty. besides rainbow rock can keep suckin that prism dick it dont mean we gotta jump on board. ps: fuck gio

[rainyazurehoodie]

That’s stretching it, Lysandre