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[poolmyths-deactivated20210103]

[the-small-spoon-deactivated2018]

free him

[koki-kariya-personal]

free him

[rj-for-short]

free him

[yourgoat]

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[schuylering]

AMAZING

[on-the-lamb-deactivated20180415]

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

[espill]

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

[adoraang]

"a town that hates princesses? should i buy property here?"

the princesses (and bow):

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[eternityricekrispies]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lillyannevale-deactivated202007]

I’ve only known Wrong Hordak for 2 seconds, but if anything bad happens to him, I’ll steal all of Noelle’s shoes.

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[catradailyarchives]

@adeadphish​ wasnt sure what you meant by cat so i just did my best Catra’s emotions breakdown: cat

part 4 of 4

[weaver-z]

Not to be freaky on main but does anyone else literally not perceive the D in the Disney logo as the letter D? I have to concentrate my full attention on it to stop seeing it as a fucked up backwards G. When I read the actual logo in my head, I read it as “_isney” or “G(?)isney” because my brain doesn’t want to mentally pronounce the “unidentifiable letter.” What is wrong with me,

[weaver-z]

[pierrogiboy]

[famicom]

we did it again

[stardy316]

Uhhhh… Fine.?

[famicom]

do you need something