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cleradin but in 1403 Bohemia

Truely missed oppurtunity, not having them kiss in these outfits. Would have saved the world without anyone ever having to enter the Upside Down... smh

swirlyvie

me last night

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“I mean what did you think, really? That a show about nerds and outcasts was gonna have a well-written queer romance? That, in the end, queer love could help save the world?”

Yeah I guess I did. I really did.

your-ivy-grows13

went right from getting rejected by the love of his life to being his relationship counselor once again! awesome writing

y4-na

this pissed me the fuck off. this.

dukeofdelirium

All we are good for is uplifting straight people. That was what they said to us all. They are fucked up.

sihain

Having a queer character believe he won't find love and proving him right is not good writing.

Having a character grow up in solitary confinement and then ripping her away from the only family she's ever known to live a life of solitude once again is not good writing.

Having a character be in love with his best friend and then just compare it to a high school crush is not good writing.

Having Eleven say that Mike has always been the person who truly understood her after showing us in the previous seasons that he only sees her as a superhero IS NOT GOOD WRITING.

Having two girls be abused by a man with power for the majority of their lives only to leave them dead and alone as a direct consequence of the trauma they suffered IS VILE WRITING

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Full List of Nonsense

Ok no this is a full list of everything that makes absolutely no sense, even with volume 1.

Lucas breaking the fourth wall and saying: I don't believe in coincidences. I guess we should just brush that off as fucking nothing.

We never find out what happened in the 18 months.

We never find out why Will was taken, why he shares the same birthday as Henry.

They just recorded a Happy Birthday song for season 4 so we could dial for no reason.

Mike the Brave isn't brave at all.

They apparently forgot Nancy saw him being targeted by Vecna. Like every other Wheeler went through it except him.

The random line about Holly not being like her brother but being her brother was there for no reason. So was the M marks the spot.

Holly and Mary being weirdly similar to miwi? I guess their fate is for one of them to be stuck in a basement forever.

The Mixtape. I will not shut up about how nonsensical it is to use that as merch when is not even in the show? What was that about?

RIP creelby and byler. Why did byler parallel Creelby?

That weird exchange between Erica and Mr. Clark.

That weird scene of the play. Like what was with the strobe lights, the chant, the drums?

Will looks like he is realizing absolutely nothing.

The French VA being stopped from saying something.

Them implying Ted would have a scene with Finn but that never happened.

The thing about Mike understanding El? No he didn't. What was season 4 about, then?

Noah had to ask for the painting to be addressed?

Max's letters were for nothing.

Vickie just disappeared.

But Mike's ending is the one that saddens me the most - just a repressed boy that will never escape and will never get to be with the boy he loves.

kidovna

hey mike wheeler, how does it feel to never grow up and play games in your basement for the rest of your life while your other friends move on and find happiness?

dukeofdelirium

Leigh (Ross exwife) has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever. (Put Noah and Finn in a movie together but actually let their characters get together.)

Manifesting it lmao it would be hilarious

hawkinswsqk

If you can’t handle having queer people in your show, don’t put the in. We don’t need representation by people who don’t know what they’re doing.

paperbackwriter-kat

Why does every characters envisioned future have something to do with them personally and who they are. It focuses on their interests and what makes them happy. But for Will all we get is “uh yeah he goes to gay bars and men think he’s really hot”. Like, it has nothing to do with his art or anything ?? Why are gay people ALWAYS narrowed down to their PERSONALITY being their SEXUALITY oh my god

paperbackwriter-kat

It all makes sense to me now why Noah said that from now on he doesn’t wanna play a queer role unless the character actually means something, and isn’t just “the gay character”. He was trying to warn us.

peblezq

How are we feeling, chat?

demibanshee

So let's recap

•No patty newby mention

•why was the UD stuck on the day of Will's disappearance

•vecna gets slimed in like 10 minutes

•The mindflayer gets slimed in 2 minutes

•Byler, mileven, stancy, jancy and somehow steddie fucking bones

•Will is only part of the hivemind when it's convenient for the plot

•we just?forgot will has powers? He used them like twice the entire season

•el fucking killed herself

•the entire ending is ambiguous as hell (are they showing the characters' futures? Or is it all Mike's imagination? Is El even alive?)

•melvald's sells milkshakes now apparently, they're next to the Christmas lights

•painting unaddressed

•did will go missing at 11 or 12?

•henry just so happens to have the same bday as will for no fucking reason

•vickie is just GONE (and implied broken up with robin? Wtf why can't gay people win you assholes)

•Dick jokes and butthole surfers jokes for shits and giggles

•el telling Mike that he's the only person who has ever understood her, which is factually not true lmao y'all didn't even talk

•mike doesn't even say ily back even though she's literally DYING

•artist will found dead in a ditch

•no deaths, stakes were never lower

•only death was KALI who WASN'T EVEN AT FAULT FOR ANYTHING

•We got Holly x Derek before any actual Mike wheeler character arc

•Only way to end the cycle of abuse is by KILLING YOURSELF GUYS!!! GREAT MESSAGE!!!

•Will is mlvn romance counselor again cause that's what gay people are for ig

•Hopper loses another daughter

•joyce has like three lines in the entire finale

•They don't recognize Henry?? The lead in their senior play? Bitch?

•where are the demobats. They're just? Gone?

•Will loves getting lost in the woods, it's his favourite activity

•Mike still doesn't know Will is(/was?) in love with him

•The pregnant women? Did we just kill them?

•Brenner and project rainbow rever mentioned

•the town is fine with hellfire now? Don't they still think it was a satanic cult?

•ripping the vines out of the kids' mouths like it's nothing when in s1 they had to keep pulling it out and will needed cpr afterwards

•max is not surprised hop's alive, even though last time she saw him he was super dead

•actually no one in this town cares he's alive, he's back to chief of police

p1nkjunki3

What’s even more f’d up for that gay bar scene is that other characters imagined futures had something to do with their personalities, but all Will’s had to do with his sexuality.

Yes, he should embrace that part of himself that he used to be ashamed of, but holy shit. Nothing to do with his art? His paintings?

That’s even worse. That’s what makes me angry. They genuinely watered him down to the “gay one” of the group there.