there's nothing i'd want to forget

no reason to hate or regret. personal blog of a 23 year old girl from iowa. likes birds, cats, world of warcraft, final fantasy 14, and baking. sidebar art by rella [wear]

[hogwartsninenine]

[snanger-danger]

l never tire of reblogging this

[coffeecakey]

I love mobile tumblr

[elsaflake]

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[taboomonster123]

Scam alert!

There’s a post going around tumblr about getting free amazon gift cards. It looks like this:

I’ve done some googling, and the only information i could find related to this was from a scam catching website. Amazon’s main site has no references to “Amazon Christmas” or “Amazon Santa” that I could find. Furthermore, this is the only post made by tumblr user “rsaxoniza”.

I doubt these gift cards are legit. Please stay safe, and remember to google/research any of these “free giftcard/cash/prize!” things that show up on your dash.

[shelgon]

There’s a second post going around.

The website (christmasprime.com) has been newly registered with a short life expectancy, which follows the pattern used by many fraudulent and fake selling websites. Please be vigilant and take extra care before providing any payment information.        

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[biisousss]

[im-horngry]

[poison-siren]

ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴄʜ ᴋɪɴɢ & ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴsʜᴇᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ

A quick death…like the one you gave me? No. You’re going to suffer as I did. Thanks to my arrow, you can’t even run. Give my regards to hell, you son of a bitch.

[versaceslut]

[veinitas]

things to say during sex

nothing

you dont need sex

the lord is watching

amen

[fortheatlantic-deactivated20210]

Can’t afford $11.50 to go see Mockingjay? don’t worry! turn on the news and experience the same dystopian horror for free

[degasdad]

i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything

[psilocybinladen]

[doritofu]

here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

Bethesda programmed Florida

[graf-spectre]

[theonion]

Socialism Vs. Capitalism: A side-by-side comparison

[snorlaxatives]

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

[cryonetics]

What a turn on.

[danadelions]

what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*

what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When the DPS that was talking shit about your healing starts dying:

[taintbending]

ME