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#me: does not do anything for 4000 years #me: posts EVERYTHING at once #(((: dont u just #(((: love my spamming ass on ur dash #10/10 #&&.ooc

streleon:

❛ maybe we have different definitions of ‘ under control ‘ and i’m SURE that both of them don’t mean that. are you SURE you don’t need some sort of help? ❜

‘ -------- well, -- if you’re that eager to help , --- d’you happen to have any experience fighting off wild ( & angry ) beedrills ??? ‘

#s park... . . d id u pISS OFF..W. ILD...BEEDRILLS....#streleon #sos save the egg boi

valeurous:

❝ What did you wake me up this early for? I was having a great dream… ❞

It was one of those dreams where she was eating.

‘ look, candela !! it’s electabuzz, he can do a handstand !! we trained all night, isn’t it THE BOMB ??? ‘

#( other trainers ): i will be the best !! the best there ever was !!#( spark ): my electabuzz can do a handstand i'M A PROUD FATHER #valeurous

leafheld:

“Oh uhh… fuck me. Ok, sure dude. I’m game,”

‘ now that’s a winning attitude, buddy !! okay okay okay- get down, keep an eye out for candela & kick me if you see blanche anywhere !! ‘

#... f uck spark wha t are yOU DOING DRAGGING STRANGERS INTO UR PRANKS #.. . .. . . f uckboi #leafheld

mentalpsi:

‘ and you call this, ’ she gestured. ‘ half as bad? ’

‘ i mean---- yea. like ---- nothing caught on fire. not a single fire anywhere. ------ kinda disappointing, come to think of it. ‘

#.. . . .s p a rk sHUT-#@ god: r u seeing this #mentalpsi

mctcorite:

———- ❝ That’s MY kind of logic. You’re speaking my l a n g u a g e. ❞

‘ that is EXACTLY what i wanna hear !!! tag along, & don’t let candela see you !!! ‘

#......... . . why is he l ik e this #mctcorite

ofcoals:

“Huh? I am sure they think about not being eaten by spearow.” was that what the blond wanted to know?

‘ okay, but like-- what if -------- that’s what they want us to think. ‘

#(xfiles theme plays)#put spark in time out he's Too Much (tm)#ofcoals

voiceofalola:

Long, drawn-out, uncertain groaning noise; Nik themself isn’t very fond of weedles, but that’s personal… “I dunno, bud, looks a little to me like a bit of a problem…”

‘ -- but look at them !! ‘ his arms are littered with the creatures, who for a fact are happily bundled together in every crook & cranny of the leader’s jacket, ‘ this is literally the opposite of a problem !!! ‘

#............ . . .. . h e has too m uch lo ve in his he art sav e him #voiceofalola #what a n erd

instcnxt:

“Don’t worry, I got it!” Cue Spark coming with towels, a camera and his jacket making the egg safe and warm and secure.

‘ come on, lil buddy !! you can do it !! ‘ he cheers as the egg shakes, safely wrapped in his brother’s jacket. the spotted shell breaks it’s first crack & the blonde lets out an enthusiastic shriek of joy, pulling the other’s arm in excitement, ‘ it’s happening, look at him go ! '

#instcnxt #he's !! so !! excited !!

weloveshortvideos

fiddleabout

#is this the team instinct leader

#&&. mobile abt tag #i am w h eezing #Never Too Early to Meme #spark is the embodiment of 'do it for the vine'#l e a v e m e

softlenaluthor

*Jake Peralta voice* (insp.)

#&&. mobile abt tag #lmao spark is literally Jake i c ry

@therationalmind

‘ I'm fine, --- you said all the bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood is supposed to be, right ?? ‘

#therationalmind #save !! him !! skully !!#he is a Hazard (tm) to himself

@instcnxt

‘ BUDDY, come quick, the egg is hatching !!! bring some hot towels & the camera !!! ‘

#instcnxt #!!! egg hatching !!!#spark being excited like it's his first hatch Every Time gives me Life

@voiceofalola

‘ i do not hoard pokemon, --- ‘ he says as seven pidgeys are nestled into his jacket, rattatas scurry around his feet & weedles are peeking out of his pockets ; ‘ -- i’m just --- holding these --- for a friend. ‘

#they are aLL his & he loves them all equally #every single pokemon is spark's treasured friend Let Him Live (tm)#voiceofalola

@streleon

‘ --- HA, okay, look --- this is definitely not as bad as it might seem--, maybe a little bit, but like---- it’s all under control. i got this, no problemo. ‘

#''no problemo'' translates into ''huge problem nothing is under control i have in fact Not Got This'' but u kno. in a Chill (tm) tone.#smol egg boy ?? has fucked up again?? save him #streleon

spcrkcd-blog

LIKE FOR SPARKLE BOI IGNORE FOR MOIST PAPER TOWELS

#&&. starter call #round two!!!#will do them later when I'm back @ my computer #also note that u are all hereby formally invited to my IM if u wanna plot #or just hmu & yell abt things whatever bakes ur cake my man #👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit

lapraology

reasons why spark is ur problematic fave:

• he has ran around shirtless with the team instinct symbol on his chest • probably jumped off a roof to impress a cute guy • dabs constantly • “this is my jolteon i named daddy” • looks like guy fieri • naruto runs to gyms • no gag reflex • favorite song is toxic by brittany spears • got hit by a car multiple times trying to catch a pikachu • is a weeaboo

#↠ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵈᵃᵗ ᵇᵒᶤ ᵎᵎᵎ ᵒᵒᵒᵒ ˢʰᶤᵗ ʷʰᵃᵈᵈᵘᵖ ᵎᵎᵎ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ ★ ˢᵖᵃʳᵏ ⁾#i fcking l ove the spark tag #10/10 (eye emoji) would meme again

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