A True Hero

                                    indie undyne from undertale rp blog                                             

[ask-doggo-things]

* Got no clue how Sans even convinced you to hire him, honestly. Always wanted to ask bu- Mmmh, nevermind, i’ll ask about it later!

* Anyway, uh, yeah, that sounds like an idea! Could also find some books you might wanna read! Or, hell, we can go Dump Diving and see if any cool game systems dropped down in decent condition!

* Or…Uh…I dunno! Something! We’ll figure it out!

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“I can answer that real fast: I have no idea!! But he’s here already and has so many guard posts, so we might as well keep him on the force, right??”

“Dump diving sounds like a plan!! I haven’t been in... awhile. I wonder if Alphys would want to- no, no, let’s just go ourselves!! Yeah!! Sift through the trash to find the.. more valuable trash!!”

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*Undyne, the captain of the Royal Guard right? I'd be honored to spar some time with you once this... ehhh spell wears off."

“Spell??”

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(We at least have our patrol route to go on..) / And our training to become the STRONGEST, BUFFEST DOGGIES EVER, OF COURSE!! / (Hee, yeah, didn't forget about that, either.. it's been.. Dunno, 4 or 5 years, probably more, still train almost every morning..)

“Good! We have to keep on our toes! Paws. Fins. You know what I mean!!”

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Wait, do you even have a nose?

“Yes????”

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*Attempts to ninja kiss your nose* ily

*Undyne flips you like a stack of pancakes.

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RWBY is this anime about four girls training to become Huntresses, who protect the common people from the evil creatures of Grimm. It's got AMAZING weapons and epic fight scenes and also a fantastic story and characters.

“I’ll take a look at it, I guess! Thanks.”

[ask-doggo-things]

* Mmmmrf…Yeah, okay I could’ve worded that better.

* I know my job is important and I know I gotta protect everyone from humans but, honestly UD, how often do humans actually fall down here? It’s not a lot. I get more false alarms than anything.

* And just whatever you can find to kill time. I got Undernet and other stuff on my phone, found this 3DS thing a long while ago, sometimes I just exercise…Then theres smoke breaks, lunch breaks, and the occasional nap…

* And you’d be surprised how many times I can just take off from my post without anybody noticing.

* I know all that is slacking off and all, UD, but talking friend to friend here? This job is honestly pretty SOUL crushing. Like I ain’t a robot, I can’t be expected to take staring at a road 100% seriously all the time.

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“As your boss, I feel like I should be having a serious talk with you about your work ethic or something, but I keep Sans on the payroll and he’s basically a potato sack that we prop up in the corner, so.”

“We just need to be prepared. I don’t want you guys to be slacking off on the day a human shows up and get hurt because I wasn’t strict enough or careful enough. I get needing a break, but we have to take this serious. Humans have come through before.. and it’ll happen again. And we’ll need to do our jobs.”

“Back to the boredom thing!! I usually exercise, but I can only do so many sit-ups before it feels like part of the job and not stress-relief!! .. Maybe I should go refine my piano puzzle or something.”

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Have you and Alphys ever watched RWBY?

“Whoby?”

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Have you heard of Brock Lesnar too? People say he invented Suplex City.

“... You lost me.”

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(@brave-little-knight) A small, armored dragon approaches you. "Undyne! Captain of the Royal Guard, I challenge you to a duel!" The boy summons his sword and points it at you challengingly.

“Fuhuhu! You wanna challenge ME, kid?! Alright!”

*Undyne lowers the visor of her helmet, summoning a spear as she sweep it outwards, crossing blades with the young knight.

“Bring it on, squirt.”

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Ever heard of Suplex City?

“That’s where I was BORN, pal!!”

[irima]

[ask-doggo-things]

* …

* UD, thats literally been my job for the past few years. That is every day of my life when i’m the clock. To be in a guard post and just sit there.

* I’m literally payed to just…Have free time like 70% of the time. The rest is basically law enforcement and making sure the kids in the woods aren’t beating eachother up with a very, very tiny percent being actually human hunting.

* You get used to it.

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“.......... Did you just admit to me that you don’t do anything when at your post??? And don’t put much effort into human hunting?? We have an important job to do!! We have to protect the Underground!!”

“But I guess I get it. Not much happens. I just hate it. I hate having nothing to do? I get so stir-crazy?? One time it got so bad that I burned my house down?? I’m always doing SOMETHING but right now I can’t think of anything to do. How do you fill up time?”

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So what do you think of the brilliant Doctor *Instead of any kind of words coming out all Undyne could hear was strange artificial sounds and dialup noises. The anon didn't seem to notice this and waited for an answer to his question like nothing happened.*

“.... What the heck was that???”

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Is Sans ok? He seems to tell a lot of jokes and such but. I don't know the guy just seems kinda. Sad.

“Honestly? I don’t know.”

“He works for me.. somehow.. but we don’t talk much. Papyrus always seems worried about him, but I just don’t know how to approach that guy to learn more myself. The only thing we have in common is Papyrus.”

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So, how strong are you?

“What kind of a dumb question is that?? I’m the STRONGEST.”

“Next to Asgore, anyway.”

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NERF THIS!!! >:3c *leaves a small firework*

“NERF THIS.”

*Undyne knocks that junk away wielding her spear like a golf club. FORE, PUNKS!! It goes off in the air, which, perhaps, is even more dangerous.