Jae Lee @specialaffairs-crow - Tumblr Blog

"Still not allowed to work, but at least I can dress like a want"

“And I can worship the view”

^ should be at work

"If I hadn't lost my sanity already, I'd have lost it seeing such a pretty picture~"

"Is that so? Hm... I can only imagine"

“I apologise”

"Why?"

“For not being able to understand you”

He can't help it, he laughs

"Oh, sweetie you're adorable. No one understands me:

I am good at people”

"At reading them"

“Yes”

"That doesn't mean understanding, does it?"

“I suppose”

"So~ don't worry, darling. As I said, no one understands me. It's normal~"

“Hm”

He bites him in the cheeks lightly. Because he can

"Cheer up, love, even without hearing a heart you're closest to managing to read me, I believe~"

“I’ll take that,” he smiles

"Good"

He kisses his cheek. Whoops

He looks like he’s processing

He turns back to his tea so fast, he does not know if he went too far

He’s buffering

He's internally yelling at himself

He kisses his cheek back once his brain is working

Congrats, he looks like he just got smacked or something. Absolutely baffled and startled

“we suck at that”

"If I hadn't lost my sanity already, I'd have lost it seeing such a pretty picture~"

“What”

^ he looks embarrassed for once

"What?"

His expression is the definition of innocence

“It’s not that pretty of a photo..”

"I fear opinions differ, sweetie~"

“No no”

"Are you saying I don't have an opinion?"

“You can..”

"Then face that this is my opinion~"

He sighs

"Come now, Xavier. Don't forget I know tasty faces when I see them~"

“I know, thank you I suppose”

"Oh? For having eyes? That's adorable, sweetie~"

“You ran a modelling agency, I cannot by that attractive”

"Hmm... true~ you're by far more attractive"

He’s going a liiitle red, “Vein.”

"That's my name, sweetheart~"

“I know”

"Aww, so you just enjoy saying it~?"

“That’s not what I meant..”

"No?"

“Shush”

"Never"

He scoffs

"What, does it bother you, darling~?"

He’s red

"Hm... how cute"

He puts a finger under Liu Xiao's chin

He has the expression of gay panic

He's grinning, kinda entertained while leaning closer

"You look adorable when you look at me like that... makes me want to eat you~"

He might be trying to look away now,

“I wish I could hear your heart right know”

"Sorry to say that it's long since stopped~"

He's absolutely not letting him

“Bet it would be going a mile a minute”

"Oh? Like yours?"

“Not a chance”

He puts his free hand against his chest

He jolts back

He pouts

"Where are you going, hm?"

“Nowhere

He's stepping closer

"Good~"

“Sweetie-“

He pauses

He grins

He grips his chin lightly

“Do you like being called sweetie?”

"... I call people that all the time"

He let's go in favor of flicking his forehead

“Darling?”

Well, he's certainly not keeping eye contact anymore

"That, too, I call people on occasion-"

“I just want to find something you like being called doll”

"Most people simply call me Vein~"

He's not even faltering, he's flat out turning away to hide that he's flustered

“But that’s not going to make you this cute”

"Excuse me? I'm a mafia boss, I don't do cute, Xavier"

“You look adorable doll”

"And you seem to like that nickname"

Yea, he's not gonna turn back to him any time soon

“I do~”

"Perhaps I should call you that, then~"

“Oh but it doesn’t fit me so much as it does you, a precious porcelain doll. So beutiful, so fragile”

"Pardon? Did you just call me fragile?"

He sounds confused and mildlyyy offended

"I'm anything but, darling"

“You’re a flustered mess with a few nicknames, I’d call that fragile”

"I'm not a mess, Xavier"

He kisses his cheek, he’s a little shit

He startles a little, turning to him. He does look a bit like a flustered mess

“Like I said, a mess”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

"Dumbass"

“Tsk”

He sticks out his tongue

He bites his hand

"Ow??"

He smiles

He pinches him

He splashes him

He shrieks

“Loser”

"Divorce"

“No”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

"Dumbass"

“Tsk”

He sticks out his tongue

He bites his hand

"Ow??"

He smiles

He pinches him

He splashes him

He shrieks

“Loser”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

"Dumbass"

“Tsk”

He sticks out his tongue

He bites his hand

"Ow??"

He smiles

He pinches him

He splashes him

#grown ass men

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

"Dumbass"

“Tsk”

He sticks out his tongue

He bites his hand

"Ow??"

He smiles

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

"Dumbass"

“Tsk”

He sticks out his tongue

He bites his hand

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

"Dumbass"

“Tsk”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"

“Thanks, you’re still a dick”

"Whoops"

“Mhm”

"... I swear though, a couple minutes are harmless"

“I’m going to bite you”

"Damn, you're into that?"

“No, I just can’t kill you and stabbing is too obvious”

"Fair enough, I wouldn't stop you anyway"

“You’re into stabbing???”

"Nah. I meant I wouldn't stop you from biting, dumbass"

“Ah, better”

"Yea"

“Idiot”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"

“Thanks, you’re still a dick”

"Whoops"

“Mhm”

"... I swear though, a couple minutes are harmless"

“I’m going to bite you”

"Damn, you're into that?"

“No, I just can’t kill you and stabbing is too obvious”

"Fair enough, I wouldn't stop you anyway"

“You’re into stabbing???”

"Nah. I meant I wouldn't stop you from biting, dumbass"

“Ah, better”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"

“Thanks, you’re still a dick”

"Whoops"

“Mhm”

"... I swear though, a couple minutes are harmless"

“I’m going to bite you”

"Damn, you're into that?"

“No, I just can’t kill you and stabbing is too obvious”

"Fair enough, I wouldn't stop you anyway"

“You’re into stabbing???”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"

“Thanks, you’re still a dick”

"Whoops"

“Mhm”

"... I swear though, a couple minutes are harmless"

“I’m going to bite you”

"Damn, you're into that?"

“No, I just can’t kill you and stabbing is too obvious”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"

“Thanks, you’re still a dick”

"Whoops"

“Mhm”

"... I swear though, a couple minutes are harmless"

“I’m going to bite you”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"

“Thanks, you’re still a dick”

"Whoops"

“Mhm”

"Great. Everything hurts and on top of that I'm not allowed to work three weeks. Just great"

He grins

“I regretfully love you, even if you look like a bug right now”

"What"

“Or a wet rat”

"This is why I'll never marry"

“Noo”

"Yea"

“Nooo marry me”

"That's the most pathetic proposal I've ever heard"

^so deadpan, mildly blushing tho. He's a loser

“I DIDNT”

"That's a pity. I was about to say yes"

^innocent as fuck expression

“No no changed my mind please?”

"Please what?"

“Marry me, dipshit”

"This is still pathetic as fuck, we're sitting fully clothed in a bath tub"

He makes a face

"The only thing more pathetic is that I'm willing to marry an asshole like you"

“We’ll get married pathetically”

"When did I lose my dignity and how do I get it back"

“You can get it back by marrying me~”

"I feel like that's an even harder blow to my dignity"

“Tak”

He huffs

He pouts

He flicks his nose

He sticks his tongue out

He pretends like he'll bite his tongue

He looks offended

He grins

He kisses his cheek

Aaand blushing loser

He grins

He pouts

He kisses his forehead

He looks flustered

"Leeee"

“Anooouuk”

"You suckkk"

“Noo”

"Yess"

He pouts

"Might be why I fell in love with you"

“Awe”

"Don't awe at me-"

“Aweee~”

"You're killing me"

“No”

"Yes"

“No”

He just. collapses against him like a puppet who's strings got cut

He rubs his back

He's very much not breathing. He's trying to mess with him

“Anouk?”

Zero reaction, he's being a little shit

He starts shaking him

Nothing! He's chilling as a reanimated fly somewhere in the house. Probably

He splashes him

He's gonna be so offended in like... three minutes

“ASSHOLE”

About a minute or so more later, he blink

“Thank fuck you dumbass”

"Whoops, I died"

“Don’t do it again asshole”

"No promises"

“I hate you”

"Nah, you love me"

“I love you. But I hate you

"Get used to it, darling. Death do us part isn't very accurate"

“I can’t even get rid of you in death? Terrible”

"Death doesn't tend to stick"

“Damn”

"Only worry if I got injured or if it sticks longer than twenty minutes"

“Hm”

"I mean it. Really"

“Alright”

"Mhm"

He hugs

"Did I scare you that bad?"

“Maybe”

"Oh, Lee"

“Shitface”

"Rude"

“You scared me I’m allowed”

"I'm sorry"

“Hm.. okay you’re forgiven for now”

"Thanks. I won't mess with you again. At least not like that"