There simply wasn't much to it, he hadn't thought this over, like he did with anything. It was a little lonely at the top of his scrap heap, some kinda throne to put him up above all the others. Because between him and the dogs, to be honest there wasn't much keeping them apart at all.
He liked to try and teach the boys to play nicely, but probably they got the feeling that dirtier they got, the better. This was their lot, they did as they wanted and if they wanted they sprayed their load all over the place.
At least a little funny, right? The unblemished, loud banner that they supposedly carried was a primary color and it was one of the easiest to soil, and that's probably the only reason that he's still around.
He'd teach them, but it didn't do a thing because essentially he didn't matter. The one they were looking for had took off long ago, and there was no way of getting her back. As if skimming right through his mind, an unforgivable cry from his mobile slices through the mumbling and grumbling, numbing congregation.
The demanding ring that blared from his phone was a dull and pretty sober reminder that maybe he should really, really get his head checked. That ringtone in particular, actually hadn't rang in a while. He let it go to voicemail, because he wasn't convinced that it wasn't a glitch. As soon as the call drops, the ringtone dies he flips his phone open again, punches in his security code, and listens in.
And all he can think is, he's been here too long. He's starting to hear things, he's fabricating these sudden happenings because he'd die to look alert but nothing's happening nowadays anyways.
It's actually incredible, if his imagination can forward him this far, but that's not so. Something clicks when he hears the piercing voice cry into his ear and he can't be assed to hold the phone farther away from him, though he tries. It's a dire situation, her tone panicky, that's a chance of the pace set. He's cocking his head to the side, tilting it just enough so that the phone gets crunched in between his shoulder and chin. He doesn't have to do that, because the voicemail is so short but he replays it not two, three times.
So okay, something was up. This only meant he had to take a stand.
He wasn't exactly the influential leader they wanted to swear their lives on, not because he didn't once ask to be. But because he was fine being a lackey, a step-in, an overgrown babysitter for these sitting headaches that never did a splitting thing asked of them the right way.
So why would this be any different?
He stands up on the pile, swinging the crowbar at his side up and over his head for attention, not garnering any he hurls it at the nearest group huddled around a fire. It narrowly misses some guy's head because he ducks, skids off in the distance. "Thanks guys.
Alright, now that I have your attention." He claps his gloved hands together over his head, turning the phone to the group. Lets the voicemail go on speaker. In the spare warehouse they're in, even the drop of a penny would set off some echoes that would turn some heads.
So if it's in the creator's plan for the group's hearts to turn and in their saving grace come in and rescue the Former Leader, Queen Bee's whooped ass.
Then this was going to be a good day.
Linda's voice makes some people stand to their feet, which is good. He puts it away as soon as the message runs out, kicking a can off the heap of recycled scrap and smiles, like he's really turned 'on' for once. Caine is never there, not all there, if even 40%.
'Alright, you shits, I need you to pack up. We're going on a fieldtrip today, class! Teacher's returned from her long trip so I'm positive she'll be looking to see each and every one of you.
Let's um.' He points towards the wide exit with another pipe he picked up, 'Brighten her day a little, huh?'