reporting for duty

a toaster rp blog || a sideblog to fulbaby || multiverse & multiship friendly || semi-selective || run by wizard, 17

[specopstoaster]

“How does this work again?”

[specopstoaster]

//neither i nor this man know anything about chess but i know even less about how to draw robots without suffering

[specopstoaster]

“How does this work again?”

[leneemusing]

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention  [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine  [ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket  [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.  [ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning  [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair  [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair  [ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine  [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer  [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger  [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying  [ eat ]  for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine  [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance  [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine  [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap  [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring  [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually  [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support  [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm  [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand  [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did  [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine  [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap  [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down  [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away  [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare  [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation  [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury  [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine  [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger  [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine  [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[sunnysunder]

Holy cow, you can never beat Cybertron’s view… The buildings can be seen when you’re in outer space… Even in IDW, they’ve got a nice fucking view… It’s beautiful… Earth can never beat a fictional place’s view…

Look at these! I’m screeching right now! Thanks to this person for reminding me about this.

[datarobotsuggestion]

date a robot who is an appliance

[bytesnbolts]

@specopstoaster

[rpmemesandmusings]

rp sentence starters - 5 w’s 

WHO?

“ Who are you? “

“ Who are you really? “

“ Who was that? “

“ Who’s there? “

“ Who am I? “

“ Who cares? “

“ Who knows? “

WHAT? 

“ What’s going on? “

“ What are you? “

“ What just happened? “

“ What do we do now? “

“ What are you doing here? “

“ What do you know about me? “

“ What do you know about them? “

“ What the hell? “

“ What happened to you? “

“ What happened to us? “

WHEN?

“ When did this happen? “

“ When did you get that bruise? “

“ When did all of this start? “

“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “

“ When did you first start lying to me? “ 

“ When can I see you again? “

“ When’s dinner? “

“ When are we gonna get there? “

WHERE? 

“ Where am I? “

“ Where are we? “

“ Where are we going? “

“ Where are you going? “

“ Where have you been all this time? “

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “

“ Where were you when I needed you? “

WHY? 

“ Why did you do that? “

“ Why are we doing this again? “

“ Why are you doing this? “

“ Why did you hit me? “

“ Why did you kill them? “

“ Why do you hate me? “

“ Why do you love me? “

“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “ 

“ Why do I love you? “

“ Why did you do something so stupid? “

“ Why are you up so late? “

[specopstoaster]

So when Toasy McToastFace gets scared, does his little toaster spring click like a finished cook setting?

“… I don’t know, do you click when you’re scared?” Toaster pauses for a moment before sighing, “But… yes… And Toasty McToastface? Really?”

[silentsoundwaves]

i took some color and design liberties but here’s (the upper half of) the toaster boy

[silentsoundwaves]

vote now. retractable visor: yes or no?

[specopstoaster]

//as the sole creator of toaster content, i really do have free real estate don’t i

[specopstoaster]

//based on my love of toaster alone you can tell two other tf blogs I run actually

[specopstoaster]

💢 - snarl/growl at my muse.

Toaster didn’t know who had come near, but on the cusp of sleep, he couldn’t help but snarl at the bot. He’d been in the Decepticon ranks longer than he would have liked this time and it left him feeling itchy and antsy, even if most of the ‘Cons didn’t even notice his presence most of the time. It had certainly left him feeling defensive enough.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

yet another symbol meme.

SEND AN EMOJI TO:

🤗 - hug my muse.

✋ - give my muse a pat on the head.

💋 - kiss my muse.

💘 - snuggle with my muse.

😞 - have my muse press their head against yours’ chest tiredly.

💤 - fall asleep on my muse.

💦 - have my muse comfort yours as they cry.

😥 - comfort my muse as they cry.

❤️ - pet my muse.

🙌 - shove my muse out of the way.

‼ - have my muse tackle yours.

🤜 - punch my muse.

🤛 - have my muse punch yours.

🗯️ - bite my muse.

💢 - snarl/growl at my muse.

❌ - kick my muse.

💥 - hit my muse while they’re on the ground, injured.

🖤 - attempt to finish off my muse.

💪 - pick up and carry my muse.

🗨️ - verbally praise my muse.

💬 - stare at my muse solemnly.

💧 - pour a bucket of water on my muse’s head.

☂️ - shelter my muse.

🎉 - celebrate with my muse.

🎃 - attempt to scare my muse.

📣 - yell at my muse.

[specopstoaster]

//as the sole creator of toaster content, i really do have free real estate don’t i

[specopstoaster]

❗ Why a toaster? Blaster is SO much better than you.

“Well... you’re not wrong. A toaster isn’t the most ideal alt. mode on Cybertron but it’s useful. No one ever suspects the toaster or something... then again, I don’t think the ‘Cons thought I was anything but a Decepticon. I should ask around about that. Someone’s bound to know.

“And I love Blaster and all, but I wouldn’t say he’s so much better. More charismatic? Sure. Better known? Absolutely. Better? Maybe, maybe not. It’s all subjective in the end. I certainly like Blaster a lot, though. Part of the whole ‘being brothers’ thing.”

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

[specopstoaster]

hey! so this is a toaster rp blog that’s a sideblog to fulbaby and run by wizard that’s being kicked into gear! my only regret is my inability to draw and toaster’s lack of canon bot design but uh, it doesn’t matter because i love him.

the mun is a minor, if you’re not comfortable with that

semi-selective

multiverse and multi-ship friendly

one year of on and off formal and informal rp experience